Keith Urban Mocks Tom Cruise?

[Elvira]

10-03-06
Mar 10, 2006

Nicole Kidman's honey Keith Urban is having a bit of fun at Nic's-ex Tom Cruise according to one published report. The country hunk apparently mocks Cruise in private, poking fun at his acting and of course mimicking his couch jumping antics from last year's Oprah and Jay Leno appearances.

Star people gives this account:

Keith Urban is no Tom Cruise fan and reportedly refuses to meet girlfriend Nicole Kidman's ex-hubby. (Other reports have stated they have met) Tom "pesters Nicole all the time about Keith," but Nicole puts Tom off, the mag says, and quotes a friend of Nicole who says Keith has "antipathy for someone who caused her hurt."

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Cruise insists he is concerned about Keith and really wants to get a "bead on him," according to the item. An insider claims Nicole tells Cruise, "I trust Keith and he is great with the children."

In Touch Weekly also reported this week that Cruise is concerned about Keith.

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On the lighter side, Keith reportedly amuses Nicole by poking fun at Tom's acting--and does the now famous "jumping the couch" routine.

This seems like it would be a bit out of charcter for the classy Urban - but if the report is accurate - I'd love to see that.

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman...27264024.shtml

[Bellatheball]

Tom is probably crazy with anger that he can't control someone. I'm sure he doesn't want a potiental step father to have anything bad to say about Scientology so my guess his "getting a bead on him" involved that.

[sweetrebel]

Getting a bead on him=shooting death rays into his head so that he won't remember all the awful things Nicole has told him about him. Tom doesn't want anyone else to know all his dirty secrets!

[LynnieD]

Finally, a reason to start to like Keith Urban....

[B.C.]

I took my glasses off while reading this and thought it said, Tom Cruise wants to get a "head on him" Bet that's been on his mind too.

[asha22]

Originally Posted by LynnieD

Finally, a reason to start to like Keith Urban....

My thoughts exactly!! Let them meet Nicole, and let the fisticuffs begin!!

[A*O]

You can just imagine Tom meeting Keith and shaking his hand in a Vulcan deathgrip while looking up into his eyes (Keith is quite tall) and trying to stare him down with his chimpanzee grin. I wonder what Nic's told Keith about Tom's dirty secrets. I reckon they divorced because she was not prepared to be brainwashed by the maddness that is Scientology. She may be a pale, skinny gimp, but she isn't stupid.

[BarbaraAnne]

Actually Keith isn't quite tall. You can see pictures when he walks side by side with Nicole and he is a few inches shorter - like Tom Cruise. It's a shame cause she looked like a giant in some photos next to him, just as she did with Tom.

[darksithbunny]

I don't blame Keith for not wanting to meet that dumbass. He probably doesn't want to laugh in his face.

[Vixen541]

i like keith. i don't really know if i like them as a couple she always seemed bitchy to me. but who knows maybe tom made her that way.

[CherryDarling]

Originally Posted by asha22

My thoughts exactly!! Let them meet Nicole, and let the fisticuffs begin!!

Celebrity Deathmatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Elvira]

I wonder if Nicole Kidman jumps in and mimics Tom as well. After all,
she witnessed his antics for years.