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    Default Adam Levine Dumps Jessica Simpson

    Adam Levine lets Jessica Simpson know it’s over – with a few short taps on his keypad that said "Really busy. Need Space."

    It all started when Levine blew-off their Valentine’s Day date as Jess pressured him for answers. It took a while to sink in and when it did, she told her best friend, "I just got dumped." And by text message, no less. Ouch!

    Not that Simpson will have trouble finding companionship. A source tells Star that she and British heartthrob Jude Law have been calling each other non-stop – even though they’re thousands of miles apart.

    Source: Star Magazine

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    What woman in her right mind would want anything to do with Jude Law?
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    what an ugly couple they'd make
    Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won't either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable.

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    Jessica just wants to spread the love! And her legs, and her STD thanks to the Jackass, her dumbness, her big mouth, Papa Joe, Assless,....the whole family is a bunch of whores.
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    Good for you, Adam Levine. I don't even know much about the guy and he strikes me as a guy with a level head on his shoulders. Sounds like he realized what an empty-headed ho Jessica Simpson is and moved on--not to mention avoided an STD or two. Jude Law is Jessica Simpson's speed, but I doubt he will be her knight in shining armor.

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    Maybe she wants Jude Law so that when he cheats on her, she can finally be the 'wronged one' like the Jenifer Aniston and Sienna Miller type thing.

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    I quite liked Adam Levine, til I heard he'd slept with Paris Hilton...then again...who in L.A hasn't?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbara
    What woman in her right mind would want anything to do with Jude Law?
    None, which explains a lot about why Jessica Simpleton wants something to do with him.
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