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    Default Melanie is a freak!

    I hadn't seen this posted anywhere, so...

    MELANIE GRIFFITH got her own back on a rude air stewardess on a recent flight to New York - by lying about a dying relative.
    The actress was horrified when the flight attendant snapped at her as she was concluding a call on her mobile phone as she boarded the plane.
    Griffith felt she was targeted by the jealous stewardess because she was a celebrity, but she wasn't about to let the woman enjoy her moment of misguided power.
    She says, "I hung up the phone and then I thought, 'Bitch, I'm gonna get her back.' I saw her go up to the other stewardesses and they were talking and I asked one of them to come back.
    "I said, 'Could you please tell her that I was speaking to a loved one, who is dying in a hospital in New York, and that's why I'm flying there, and she just made me hang up and I'm gonna now fly the whole way not knowing anything."

    She sure showed that sterwardess! I thought 12-steppers weren't supposed to lie.

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    haha! good one.

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    Grasping at straws, Melanie. Grasping. At. Straws.

    ...and now she can't do that twice.

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    The stewardess was jealous of her...yeah right. Get a grip Mel!

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    OMG...what a desperate delusional hag.

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    i think antonio must be desperate to get away from that woman. why won't you return my calls, antonio? you know you can come be with me...just say the word, my darling.

    i wonder how he stands sleeping next to her at night...looking over and seeing her blow-up doll face on the pillow is just so....ewwwww. i bet he stays with her largely b/c of their little girl, stella. he absolutely adores her. he is actually pretty traditional in terms of his perceptions of fatherhood and marriage. if only he hadn't been so naive when he came to hollywood he wouldn't have been so susceptible to melanie and her wiley designs. man eater!
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    I doubt the stewardess even recognized her as a "celebrity". Probably only saw her as an irritating, obnoxious old hag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    I doubt the stewardess even recognized her as a "celebrity". Probably only saw her as an irritating, obnoxious old hag.
    haaaaa! totally. i can see the dialogue now:

    mel: don't you know who i am?
    stewardess: um...give me a minute...
    mel: (huffs) i'm melanie griffith!
    stewardess: ok then.
    mel: my mother is tippi hedrin!
    stewardess: you want some extra nuts or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    I doubt the stewardess even recognized her as a "celebrity". Probably only saw her as an irritating, obnoxious old hag.
    It wouldn't surprise me -- they're probably all dwarves in real life
    and they'd probably look terrible without all the klieglights and makeup.
    And that's to say nothing of the insect-eye sunglasses that
    celebs wear to conspicuously "try not to be recognized."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ourmaninBusan View Post
    It wouldn't surprise me -- they're probably all dwarves in real life
    and they'd probably look terrible without all the klieglights and makeup.
    And that's to say nothing of the insect-eye sunglasses that
    celebs wear to conspicuously "try not to be recognized."
    Well, dwarf she ain't at 5'9" or 5'10", but she's as obnoxious and forgotten as she is big

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    Why would you ever admit to doing something like this? How will it help you and your image in any way?

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    ^^^ Good question. She obviously feels that she 'got away with something' and is quite proud of herself. Absolutely amazing....she is a pisser that chick.

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    Her mom has so much more class, not to mention looks. They look about the same age now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    Her mom has so much more class, not to mention looks. They look about the same age now.
    now that you mention it...


    tippi looks way better than mel any day!
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    I don't blame the flight attendant. Why is it that people think yelling into their cell phones while walking anywhere is a behavior that must be respected?

    It's disrespectful of everyone else, IMO, and definitely not allowed on aircraft. Grow up, Melanie, and while you're at it, show some respect for people whose loved ones truly are dying.

    Pathetic.

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