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    Default Madonna Fears the Beast! Uh...WTF?

    this from the drudge report: i have no idea who his sources are, but wtf...it makes for good water cooler chat!

    XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX MON OCT 17, 2005 11:04:28 ET XXXXX

    MADONNA WARNS: ALL WILL GO TO HELL IF DON'T TURN FROM WICKED BEHAVIOR; 'MOST PRIESTS ARE GAY'

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    The former Material Girl now believes "the beast is the modern world that we live in!"

    "The material world. The physical world. The world of illusion, that we think is real. We live for it, we're enslaved by it. And it will ultimately be our undoing," Madonna explains in her new documentary film, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU A SECRET.

    In the movie, which will premiere at the Ziegfeld Theater in New York City on Tuesday, Madonna warns how people "are going to go to hell, if they don't turn from their wicked behavior."

    The singer, who is also promoting the upcoming release of her new music CD, declares: "Most priests are gay."

    "I refer to an entity called 'The Beast'. I feel I am describing the world that we live in right now. To me 'The Beast' is the modern world that we live in."

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    perez also has the text and some commentary on his website, perezhilton.com
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    Again, I haven't given credence to anything on the Drudge Report in a few years now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pacific breeze View Post
    Again, I haven't given credence to anything on the Drudge Report in a few years now.
    awwww pfffft. just play along. and the *other* sources are so much more credible?? LOL
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    You can always count on Madonna to offer the world some completely useless hooey. Of course there are always some morons (ie Britney) will lap it up like milk.

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    shes the damn beast

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    She could have said all those things & it wouldn't be nearly so provocative in a different context. The way this is presented, I jumped to the conclusion that she thinks it's baaaaaaaaaaaaad if most priests are gay (which she should know, she's intimately acquainted with most all of them) but maybe she doesn't think it's bad at all.

    The rest of it is meaningless, because if she said it, she's *yawn* once again pulling a Horshack & raising her hand while hopping in her seat going OOH OOH OOH Look At Me Mr. Kotter, I have a new album & need some publicity!

    She's probably right about this end of the world business, though. It's a sure sign of the apocalypse when the epitome of raunchy, the essence of Ho, the poster-child for narcissistic disregard for others, preaches to the rest of us about mending our evil ways.
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    Drudge is an *sshole.

    And so is Esther.

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    "all will go to hell that don't turn from wicked behavior". Could that wicked behavior be coming from Madonna? Among other things, there she is, preaching and accusing and stuffing all that material money in her pockets. Hey Madonna, I'm going to tell YOU a secret......you are the Beast.

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    ^ she's no longer interesting enough to be The Beast. She's a bust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stargazer View Post
    ^ she's no longer interesting enough to be The Beast. She's a bust.
    ouch! madonna, are you listening? LOL
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    ^I'd better watch it...or she'll come over and kick my arse with one of her Ashtanga yoga poses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stargazer View Post
    ^I'd better watch it...or she'll come over and kick my arse with one of her Ashtanga yoga poses.
    yes, or she will bludgeon you with a healing rock.
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    ^ or maybe she'll strangle me with her red Kabbalah string.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stargazer View Post
    ^ or maybe she'll strangle me with her red Kabbalah string.
    or perhaps she will drown you in kabbalah water...

    or deny you your kabbalah prosperity keychain, forcing you to descend into poverty and starve to death.

    this is fun.

    who knew kabbalah was a religion of violence? maybe w. should be going after kabbalists, too.
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    Living in a material world
    And I am a material girl
    You know that we are living in a material world
    And I am a material girl A material
    A material
    A material
    A material
    A material
    A material
    A material world



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