Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 18

Thread: Michael Jackson bulking up.

  1. #1
    Elite Member twitchy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Dancing on your grave!!!!
    Posts
    9,131

    Default Michael Jackson bulking up.

    Michael Jackson: Fitness freak

    2006-03-08 15:20:39

    Michael Jackson is doing 300 push-ups a day to bulk up.
    The singer's brother Jermaine Jackson claims his eccentric sibling is sticking to a rigorous fitness regime in a bid to build up his muscles.
    Jermaine - who had a string of hit records with Michael when they were both in the Jackson 5 - says the 'Billie Jean' singer has devoted himself to getting in shape since quitting the US for Bahrain after his child sex case acquittal last year.
    He said: "He's doing 300 push-ups a day and doing sit-ups. He's getting his muscles back."
    It was revealed last year that Michael was planning to undergo a complete style overhaul to try and shake off his weird reputation - in a desperate bid to resurrect his pop career.
    The eccentric 47-year-old star was reported to be pumping iron in Bahrain, with the help of a personal trainer, to make himself more macho.
    It was also reported the '80s pop legend was considering ditching his trademark long wigs and penchant for wearing make-up to appear less strange.



    Eeewww! Less strange, huh? Like Carrot Top?

    edited to add source: Femalefirst.co.uk

    "The howling backwoods that is IMDB is where film criticism goes to die (and then have its corpse gang-raped, called a racist, and accused of supporting Al-Qaeda)" ----Sean O'Neal, The Onion AV Club

  2. #2
    Elite Member Grimmlok's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In WhoreLand fucking your MOM
    Posts
    55,359

    Default Re: Michael Jackson bulking up.

    Well considering he looks like a woman these days, any improvement would be welcome.. but considering he has no skin pigment left, i doubt the lack of makeup will help.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

  3. #3
    Elite Member Bellatheball's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Midwest
    Posts
    17,107

    Default Re: Michael Jackson bulking up.

    He wants his muscle back? When did he have it in the first place. And frankly I don't want to see him without makeup. I prefer him to cover up the craters and missing bits of his face, thanks.

  4. #4
    Elite Member LynnieD's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    34,696

    Default Re: Michael Jackson bulking up.

    I don't care what the hell he does in life, there is no way he's EVER going to shake that weird rap!! Or child molester, or drug addict, or freak show.

  5. #5
    Elite Member Voodoo Child's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Sweet Down Under!
    Posts
    12,646

    Default Re: Michael Jackson bulking up.

    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeyMix
    Sounds like someone is afraid of going to prison.

  6. #6
    Elite Member Palermo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Nor Cal
    Posts
    9,580

    Default Re: Michael Jackson bulking up.

    Unless he gets a new nose he will always look like a sideshow

  7. #7
    Hit By Ban Bus!
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    169

    Default Re: Michael Jackson bulking up.

    Darn...I was kinda hoping the perv would shrivel up and disappear.

    He is such a freak and I firmly believe that child molestors cannot be rehabilitated!! Just as I don't believe counceling or Scientology can cure someone of being gay. Child molestors are wired that way...often times from their own victimization.

    Still can't believe Michael got off.

  8. #8
    Elite Member cheray's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Savannah, GA, USA
    Posts
    2,982

    Default Re: Michael Jackson bulking up.

    Like a few muscles and a scrubbed face are gonna make everyone think differnetly about him. Who advises him this shit? Where were the advisors when he was recruiting little boys for sex games?
    Jack I swear.

  9. #9
    Mistress of Dick All Elvira's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    2,965

    Default Re: Michael Jackson bulking up.

    I’ll wait for the pics before I believe it.

    Jermaine says a lot of things that don’t happen.
    Scariest Halloween mask ever > > >

  10. #10
    Elite Member Sojiita's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Central Duh-hio
    Posts
    22,809

    Default Re: Michael Jackson bulking up.

    Anything like this is sure to backfire and just create a totally NEW freakshow. He is to fem for any "transformation" to work(besides just going ahead and getting a sex-change op and then officially being an aging frail white woman) and there is no helping that savaged and mutilated face. He will look like some cross between Chynna and Peter Pan! I say bring on the new freakshow so we have something else to die laughing about when we get tired of K-fed and Britney!

  11. #11
    Bronze Member Grope For Luna's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    location, location!!
    Posts
    175

    Default Re: Michael Jackson bulking up.

    I bet he ends up like Joe Piscopo, circa late 80s, all pumped up and showing off his muscle every chance he gets.

  12. #12
    Elite Member Lobelia's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    a backwards hillbilly state
    Posts
    20,800

    Default Re: Michael Jackson bulking up.

    I hope it's true. I'm ready for more MJ parade of freaky, as long as it doesn't involve children. Bring it, Michael, let's see what'cha got.

  13. #13
    Elite Member CherryDarling's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Little Detroit
    Posts
    14,080

    Default Re: Michael Jackson bulking up.

    Bulking up for the big house...fucker. I hope his ass ends up in prison.
    Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.

  14. #14
    SVZ
    SVZ is offline
    Do fish have boogers? SVZ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Venus
    Posts
    1,000,003,606

    Default Re: Michael Jackson bulking up.

    300 pushups?

  15. #15
    Gold Member chuckpony's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In a house
    Posts
    1,325

    Default Re: Michael Jackson bulking up.

    300 push ups a day and some sit ups?
    Is that all it takes to bulk up?

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 32
    Last Post: September 29th, 2007, 07:50 PM
  2. Replies: 20
    Last Post: February 9th, 2007, 08:18 AM
  3. Replies: 17
    Last Post: March 5th, 2006, 08:47 PM
  4. Michael Jackson may be getting a job
    By moomies in forum Gossip Archive
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: January 17th, 2006, 12:10 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •