Peter Andre scared of having sex with Jordan on a plane

[MaryJane]

SEXY star Jordan has revealed how husband Peter Andre chickened out of joining the mile-high club with her.

The couple are currently holidaying in Florida, but while Peter is enjoying spending his birthday in Walt Disney World he didn't make the most of the flight over.

Jordan told OK magazine: "I thought that Pete and I could join the mile-high club, but he had other ideas.

"When no one was looking I went into the toilets after him, but he was like: 'Get out, get out, we'll get caught.'. And I thought: 'You chicken.'

"Maybe on the way back though!"

thesun.co.uk

[buttmunch]

I figure he's scared of having sex with her anytime. After all, rumors have flown fast and furious for a long time that he isn't playing for her team and even if he was, she is frightening.

[Tenaj]

I can't see how joining the mile high club in itself being an enjoyable experience. Getting all passionate in a tiny smelly cubicle? I think people just do it so that they can say that they have.

[ourmaninBusan]

He's afraid her airbags are going to explode and
kill everybody on the f#@king plane.



And everyone would be like this:



UPDATE:

SEXY star Jordan --

No, she isn't. She's a pair of zeppelins looking for an aerodrome.

[Barbara]

Originally Posted by Tenaj

I can't see how joining the mile high club in itself being an enjoyable experience. Getting all passionate in a tiny smelly cubicle? I think people just do it so that they can say that they have.

My thoughts exactly. It would never cross my mind to try it

[Tiara]

^^ Me either, I can't see anything enjoyable in it. Plus I'd be so terrified of being humiliated if I got caught I wouldn't be able to relax!

[buttmunch]

Hahahahahhaahaha...funny, ourman, funnnnnnyyyyyyy.

[Voodoo Child]

Peter and Jordan. Worst couple ever imo.

[Sojiita]

Originally Posted by ourmaninBusan

He's afraid her airbags are going to explode and
kill everybody on the f#@king plane.



And everyone would be like this:



UPDATE:



No, she isn't. She's a pair of zeppelins looking for an aerodrome.

I wonder what would happen if there was a sudden explosive decompression while she was strapped to her seat..would they explode or just rip out or what? They should have a special place on the plane where people can go to "join the club" and not hog the limited bathrooms!

[SVZ]

there's no such thing as explosive decompression, the pressure would equalize in fractions of a second

however the fast moving air outside the plane would have a significantly lower pressure than the still air inside the jet so knows, maybe her boobies would get stuck somewhere

[Sojiita]

Originally Posted by SVZ

there's no such thing as explosive decompression, the pressure would equalize in fractions of a second

however the fast moving air outside the plane would have a significantly lower pressure than the still air inside the jet so knows, maybe her boobies would get stuck somewhere

There most certainly is..the fact that it happens so fast is why it is called 'explosive"..causes anything not nailed down to be sucked out..reason for a number of plane crashes..a cargo door can blow out and the force of decompression can cause extensive damage to the outside and inside of a plane, can cause the actual floor of the airplane to collapse and deform down into the cargo compartment...explosive decompression due to faulty cargo door caused a crash in Ermenonville France in 1974 that killed all of the nearly 350 persons on the DC-10. Of course you have to be at a high altitude for this to happen, ya know being in a highly pressurised plane would not make sense at ground level.. haven't you seen the original "Airport"(1970)...the one with Helen Hayes(the old stowaway) Dean Martin(heroic pilot) Burt Lancaster(bedeviled airport exec.)??????

[SVZ]

no it's not from the pressure escaping, it's from the fast wind speeds they even debunked it on myth busters

and since when was hollywood right? like sound in space?

[Sojiita]

^^OMG they blew up a plane full of passengers on mythbusters? Damn! I missed it! And Hollywood is ALWAYS right. Yes there is sound in space and EVERY alien creature will ALWAYS shriek the same way when they are injured..you know that high-pitched sound they ALL make..eiiiriieiiiiiiiiiiiiiieiiieiieiieiieiieiieii cckkkckkckkckk!!!!!!!!!!!!!...(kind of sounds like Joan Rivers)

[SVZ]

i thought joan rivers was a puppet?

[ourmaninBusan]

They should have a special place on the plane where people can go to "join the club" and not hog the limited bathrooms!

I believe that's the cockpit..."Lock the door, Miss Betsy [zip]"