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    What a scene on Saturday night at the Beverly Hills Hotel. That’s where Dreamworks' Jeffrey Katzenberg hosted his annual party called "The Night Before." Corporations paid thousands and thousands of dollars in donations to the Motion Picture TV Fund—which in turn gives money to two nursing homes for actors—so that big stars could come and get gifts.

    There is nothing better of course than watching people who make millions every year lugging shopping bags from Target. But of course, that’s what they did, everyone from Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to Paramount chief Tom Freston and various and sundry other well-known names. The gift bags—really just a canvas bag—was filled with a set of designer dishes and glasses from Target, some kind of blanket, and a Hewlett Packard printer for photos that retails for about $200.

    Alas, this year there were no IPods in the gift bags. And the sneaker “store”—where the stars were previously fitted for custom running shoes—was also gone.

    But running the Motion Picture Home is a good career move, apparently. The director, David Tillman, makes about $450,000 a year according to the group’s federal tax filing—it comes from salaries running the home and the group’s foundation. Another exec, Frank Guerrara, makes about $320,000 from the combo. Execs Ken Scherer and Seth Ellis make about $250,000 and $235,000 respectively. Five other staffers are listed at $100,000 or more per year, and altogether, the Home claimed nearly $30 million in salaries last year—a third of their total expenses.

    In past years, The Night Before was easy to mock because the stars had to pick up and drop off their cars under the same carport as hotel guests. But this year, special vans ferried the stars from the parking lot to the entrance on the hotel’s side, so the celebs could eat, shop, and dance in peace.

    Nevertheless, the highlight of the night for one of our spies was when Tom Cruise accompanied Katie Holmes to the ladies room in a remote part of the hotel. Fire doors were closed and a partition went up so that Holmes could be unimpeded in her toilette.
    Meanwhile, Jamie Foxx took the microphone and called out the bold-faced names while the few who cared danced around the pool. You can only imagine he’ll be doing the same thing in about 45 years—when all of them get to the Motion Picture Home in Woodland Hills.

    And here’s a weird little footnote about the Motion Picture TV Fund Foundation’s annual tax filing: every year they claim expenses exactly equal to direct public contributions—about $3 million. The only exception was in 2003, when the number was $13 million for each with no explanation. And there is no accounting anywhere for the annual Night Before event, and no other specifics about fundraising.'

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    I wonder if he wiped her as well.
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    hm, that really seems to be a HUGE secret they have to hide...

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    I'm shocked that he hasn't inserted a catheter so she doesn't run the risk of dropping the pillow in the toilet
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    he probably pre-checks the bathroom to make sure there isn't a window that she and her pillow can escape out of. The more and more I hear about him, the more and more I dislike him. He is a controlling egomaniac and it makes me wonder just how sweet and loving he really is.

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    Wow....but it wasn't him, then it would be that other 'best friend' that was assigned to keeping her in line by the Church. So, she's probably very used to it by now.....

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    Why would a pregnant woman need help going to the bathroom? Pregnancy is not a handicap-he is so stupid....is he really that controlling? *slaps myself for asking that stupid question*
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    Just when I thought the 'Saga of Tomkat' (tm) couldn't get any wierder...it did.
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    My mind reels from just the meer thought of exactly how much weirder it could get!! Just to keep us honest and all....

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    Geez. Can't even go to the bathroom by herself. Wow. He is really stuck up her ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killjoy
    it's hard to pee w/ that pillow so they need absolute privacy so she can remove it and Tom can stroke it lovingly.

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    When the hell is she gonna give birth? It seems like she's been 'pregnant' for eeons.
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    They're still looking for the perfect specimen to pass off as thier own.
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    mission impossible 3 isn't out yet

    it'll be a xenumas miracle when they're both magically born on the same day.

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