Natalie Portman's foul-mouthed rap on SNL

[MaryJane]

NATALIE PORTMAN stunned TV viewers in America on Saturday night (04MAR05) with a foul-mouthed rap in which she heralded her love for fighting and having sex.

The actress discarded her good girl image for a skit on US TV show SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, in which she used a black and white rap video to tell America what she was really like.

Angry Portman cursed through the gritty hip-hop tune and responded, "To drink and fight," when the chorus asked, 'What you want Natalie?" and, "To f**k all night,' when the tune quizzed her, "What you need Natalie?"

The ultra-violent video also featured Portman beating up a pal, hurling chairs across a room, punching walls and smashing a bottle over her head.

She ranted, "All the kids looking up to me can suck my d**k..." and "I'll kill your f**king dog for fun, so don't push me."

Portman also poked fun at her Harvard University education, rapping, "When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day, I cheated every test and snorted all that yay (sic)."

During the STAR WARS star's hilarious SNL guest hosting stint, Portman also played a transgender woman, an amped-up smoothie cafe assistant and US ice skating heroine SASHA COHEN.

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[buttmunch]

Oh, I see, she's showing that she is not only 'street' but also a versatile actress. Wow, Nat, no one will see through this one.

[yoohoo]

we were stunned??!! I love how brit tabloids read the minds of millions of people about how were react to things.

Watched it and have to say I was not stunned.

[buttmunch]

If anyone wants to see it, here it is:

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Video/?c=Satu...39_natalieraps

[Lobelia]

This adds a great deal to her credibility as a serious actress.

[buttmunch]

Yes, I see what you're saying, Lobelia. Now I think she's ready for a top role in the next, erm, I'm a poser suburban chick who desperately wants to be seen as serious/humorous/edgy...

[Karizma]

lol, that was funny.

[Somerset]

People keep going on about how great that was. I didn't find it funny at all, mainly because she can't do comedy.

[cocainekate]

I know that's supposed to be a joke about her smoking weed every day and cheating at Harvard, but it's probably true!

[LynnieD]

I heard her appearance was pretty good, considering the show pretty much sucks anymore.....

[darksithbunny]

I thought it was pretty dumb.

[CherryDarling]

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, about that.....

[WickedHo]

I just watched it again and it's still funny! HAH!To those who don't "get it, I say" : Whatever. Suck my dick! <<--- psssst! it's a jooooke...

[Lobelia]

This adds a great deal to her credibility as a serious actress.

I am reviving this deader-than-dead thread because I feel compelled to say that I made the above comment before I ever saw Natalie's fake video on SNL. Now that I've seen it, I think it's really funny. Thumbs up.

[Icepik]

Oh, come on.. that was hilarious!!