HARRISON FORD hates being a rugged and good looking screen idol - and wishes he was bald.
Ford still has a full head of hair at 63 and is about to begin work on a fourth INDIANA JONES movie as the swashbuckling adventurer.
But he secretly yearns to be ugly and hairless, because life would be simpler.
He says, "I always wanted to be bald. I love what it looks like. You don't have to f**k with hair. I hate hairdressing. Every movie, I try to do something so people aren't f**king picking at it all the time."
I used to love Harrison Ford and would faithfully buy his dvd... until that steaming pile of shit called "Hollywood Homicide" It is pathetically obvious he needs to just stop.
Grandpa Ford needs to take some lessons from Paul Newman & Robert Redford on aging gracefully.
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Vegetarian - Old Indian word for "Bad Hunter"