Britney Spears - pregnant and... single?

muchlove · February 23rd, 2006, 01:31 PM

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We are not her gynecologist.

We have not stared into the Federhole, and we don't want to later give her a Fuller-esque miscarriage.

So, we will not say this as 100% fact.

HOWEVER, we have it on very good authority and we have heard from multiple sources that down on her Lucky in love star Britney Spears is pregnant again, PerezHilton.com has learned exclusively.

Britney may be simple, but she ain't dumb as shit. She was already sperminated once by K-Fag, so she might as well get another demon spawn in her before she dumps him, which we've heard has already happened!

Yes, several sources tell PerezHilton.com that a pregnant Britney has kicked Kevin (for the last time) to the curb. Amen!

Brit is currently staying at the Four Seasons Maui with her mom and little Tater Tot.

The normally skin-friendly Spears, who just a month or so ago was wearing belly-baring t-shirts, has been frolicking on the beach in Maui in a (black, which is usually slimming) one-piece bathing suit, looking decidedly larger in the midsection.

And, it was apparent to everyone at Will & Grace, an on-set mole tells us, that Britney is preggers, especially the costume department.
Though her publicist recently denied claims that Spears is pregnant, it will be hard to hide the truth much longer.

Just last week, Britney was rushed to the hospital for "stomach cramps," something not uncommon amongst pregnant women.
Spears also suffered complications during her first pregnancy, having to be rushed to the hospital whilst vacationing at her home in Destin, Florida.

Also, earlier this month, one of the celebrity weeklies reported that Spears was pregnant again, stunning shoppers at a Malibu store by rubbing her tummy and announcing, "That's right, number two!" Plus, a friend of Brit's told the tab, In Touch, that "Britney is definitely pregnant again."

Perez was at the same Kanye West/Verizon Wireless Grammy party that Spears and Federline were at, and our spies that were near the singer tells us that she was not drinking alcohol that evening, the norm for expectant mothers.

Britney and Tater Tot will be setting up camp in Hawaii for a while. A source close to the songstress tells us that Spears is looking to rent an apartment in Hawaii, where we wants to record her new album.

Wonder if the new baby will put a crimp on any touring plans?

Congrats Britney! Congrats on dumping K-Fed! And, yeah, the baby is happy news too.

perezhilton.com

UndercoverGator · February 23rd, 2006, 01:35 PM

Dear lord could this girl be any stupider in her personal life? It's wonderous that she's apparently dumped his ass but to push out spawn number two so quickly after number one is hard on a body and you know it'll cause McSkeevy to hound her for even more dollars now.

luvmy2cats · February 23rd, 2006, 01:40 PM

Well I guess she's getting her moneys worth

ray shawn · February 23rd, 2006, 01:47 PM

Grimmlok · February 23rd, 2006, 01:56 PM

There's no way she'll bounce back into sexpot form after this.. she's going to look like a cheeto scarfing barhag for the rest of her life.

Gossiplover · February 23rd, 2006, 02:49 PM

OMG! This couldn't have happened to a nicer skank! She's getting her just desserts, LOL.

Lobelia · February 23rd, 2006, 02:54 PM

Federhole, heh heh

darksithbunny · February 23rd, 2006, 02:57 PM

Too bad. I was really wanting to read, "Britney pregnant by Nick and Jessica is furious!"

LynnieD · February 23rd, 2006, 03:01 PM

UGH! I truly have no other words.....just UGH!

CherryDarling · February 23rd, 2006, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by LynnieD

UGH! I truly have no other words.....just UGH!

I second that one Lynnie...

The stupidity of her is beyond my comprehension.

teforde23 · February 23rd, 2006, 04:57 PM

Do you think that Kev will ask for custody of the kids. I can see him doing that just to get child support. Lets not forget the other victim in this mess.....Shar Jackson. Britney is gonna stop paying her money for Kev's kids. She'll have to go looking for a job too

misskris · February 23rd, 2006, 05:15 PM

lol. i was just going to ask what this meant for Shar but i think you've hit the nail on the head. no more loafing from Britney for her if this is true.

thrpschr · February 24th, 2006, 03:00 PM

I honestly think she'd be better off with two kids, but without K-Fed than she is with one or any number of kids with K-Fed. She can support two kids on her own, after all, she seems to want kids, and how much of a father and male role model is he, really?

misskris · February 24th, 2006, 03:15 PM

that is very true. if she moved away from his negative influences, she'd be doing those kids a favor. her two little cheetos could get on just fine w/out him.

zebracakes · February 24th, 2006, 05:45 PM

I can actually understand the logic is getting pregant before dumping him. She wants more kids to fill the void in her life and she would like them to have the same father. Nevermind that he's a loser, at least they'll have the same loser father.