Jessica Simpson paid $1000 A Word

**MaryJane** · February 23rd, 2006, 07:36 AM

People this is an insult to all of us:

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JESSICA SIMPSON will earn a whopping $1,240 (£729)-per-word in her new film, according to a new American media report.

The pop star/actress will pick up a cool $1 million (£588,000) for new movie EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, according to American publication In Touch.

Her character will utter a mere 806 words throughout the comedy.

femalefirst.co.uk

buttmunch · February 23rd, 2006, 07:42 AM

Does her vocabulary actually include that many words? 806 sounds like a bit much for that pea-brain. And I wonder if 'duh' is worth the full 1000 bucks or if that's cut rate, maybe $500.

ourmaninBusan · February 23rd, 2006, 07:53 AM

...and they'll probably be fed to her by an ear-piece.

buttmunch · February 23rd, 2006, 08:05 AM

Maybe el shrubbo can lend her the one he used in the debates.

moomies · February 23rd, 2006, 08:17 AM

^^ lol @ el shrubbo

UndercoverGator · February 23rd, 2006, 08:24 AM

That's the only way this brainless bimbo will be able to spout her lines, I wish she'd just go back to the Texas trailer park with her daddy and sis.

CherryDarling · February 23rd, 2006, 09:23 AM

Why do they keep giving this woman jobs? She needs to go away...

Glasgow53 · February 23rd, 2006, 10:19 AM

I think someone is under the mistaken notion that the public wants to see more of her. We don't.

luvmy2cats · February 23rd, 2006, 10:32 AM

I'm sure Papa Joe told her that this could be her big break. He probably convinced her that she could win an Oscar. In reality, he is using this movie role to train her for her next job. You'll probably see her in about a year or so slinging hash & burning burgers.

Tiara · February 23rd, 2006, 10:35 AM

I feel sick

teforde23 · February 23rd, 2006, 12:56 PM

Isn't Papa Joe the one making this movie. So in reality she's paying herself to star in this movie

UndercoverGator · February 23rd, 2006, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MonkeyMix

Seriously, that's exactly the problem. But, with all the backlash to her "acting" in Dukes, why they would ever cast that retard in another movie is beyond me.

A lot of that movie was filmed in South Louisiana and I heard stories of her bad behavior from relatives in New Orleans and Baton Rouge. Apparently she acted like a drunken slut who thought her shit didn't stink. Seen lots of time playing tonsil hockey in public with Johnny Knoxville and stayed drunk for days. Wonder where Daddy was then?

enctpc · February 23rd, 2006, 06:21 PM

Lets hope Nick can have his share of this as well... after he had to listen to her for all those years surely he should be paid for that...