February 23rd, 2006, 04:43 AM
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Did K-Fed hit on Jessica Simpson?
Some claim that Britney Spears’ rapper-wannabe hubby, Kevin Federline, “made a beeline” for the recently separated reality show star at L.A. club Privilege.
“She invited him to sit down,” a clubgoer told Life & Style Weekly. “There was definitely some chemistry there.” Reps for the two insist they’re just old friends.
Meanwhile, though, Simpson is said to be “disgusted” with estranged hubby Nick Lachey’s bid for spousal support. “He’s doing this just when I was starting to move on with my life,” Simpson told a “pal” according to L&SW. “It’s cruel.”
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Well, she finally found someone more sleazy than her Pappa.
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February 23rd, 2006, 05:12 AM
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Kfed in search of a new sugar momma? He's prolly already sucked Britney dry.
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February 23rd, 2006, 05:20 AM
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Dont think there will be much left when Nick gets his share...
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February 23rd, 2006, 05:36 AM
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they're old friends???
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February 23rd, 2006, 05:40 AM
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I'd love to hear any conversation they'd have since they're both retards of epic proportions.
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February 23rd, 2006, 05:45 AM
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Jessica: Sooo...doy da doy doy?
K-Fed: Nerrr....duh da duh nerrrr blaahhhh
Jessica: OOoooo.....baaa muuu doy da nerf?
K-Fed: Doh!
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February 23rd, 2006, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by calendargurl
Jessica: Sooo...doy da doy doy?
K-Fed: Nerrr....duh da duh nerrrr blaahhhh
Jessica: OOoooo.....baaa muuu doy da nerf?
K-Fed: Doh!
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hahahahahaaaaaaa 
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February 23rd, 2006, 05:57 AM
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K-Fed: Hey Jessie...po po po po popozao!
Jessica: Wow! Hey Ash, this guy's French!
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February 23rd, 2006, 05:59 AM
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Might as well jump on the bandwagon here..
Jessica - *Hey K-Fed can you sniff my undies and tell me if they smell like chicken or tuna?
K-Fed - Uhh wait until I finish playing wit da playstation.
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February 23rd, 2006, 06:14 AM
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February 23rd, 2006, 06:43 AM
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Jessica: Kfed, I love your kids but I don't want any of my own.
Kfed: Sorry babe, my kids are my meal ticket. Now spread 'em.
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February 23rd, 2006, 06:43 AM
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February 23rd, 2006, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by buttmunch
Jessica: Kfed, I love your kids but I don't want any of my own.
Kfed: Sorry babe, my kids are my meal ticket. Now spread 'em.
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omfg!
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February 23rd, 2006, 07:49 AM
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jessica: Oooooooh, Kfed, that's just what my daddy used to say.
kfed: Who's yo daddy, babe? I'M yo daddy. Now get down on it.
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February 23rd, 2006, 08:27 AM
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Jess: Daddy sez 7 seconds in the baby makin' hole only..
McSkeevy: That's all the time I need to knock you up...
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