blog guy Perez interviews Paris Hilton

[muchlove]

If you don't know, perezhilton.com is a gossip blog, and Perez met Paris for the first time a couple of weeks ago. He met her again the other night and she gave him her "exclusive" interview. He doesn't ask her anything interesting, but here it is anyway.

National TV crews were shoving their microphones in her face and asking her questions, but she wouldn't answer. She just posed for pictures with Kimberly Stewart and Bijou Phillips.

Then, Paris out of the corner of her eye, spots Perez:

Paris (excitedly): Perez!

Perez (queening out): Oh my God, you have to come here! How are you?

The two exhcange kisses.

Paris (to Perez): This is Kim and Bijou. (Huge smile)

Kim (to Perez): I like your sexy shirt.

Paris: He has a website called PerezHilton.com. He's like my fake cousin.

Kim: No!!!

Perez: It's an homage.



Paris: Hi bitch. What's up?

Perez: What's up with you? You're looking hot tonight!

Paris: By the way, I was not crying in those pictures the other night when you were like, "I have feelings you bitches" and you wrote that.

Perez: [Internal monologue: Oh my god, she really does read my website. Every day!!!!!] It's nice for people to know you have feelings!

Paris: But I do, I do go on your website. I like it a lot.

Perez: Well, you know what? Tonight I was in Page Six for the first time ever.

Paris: Sexy.

Bijou: Why?

Perez: Because I talk about Jeremy Piven and I call him "The Pivert."

Kimberly: Jesus.

Bijou: It said you named him that?

Perez: Yea, it said I named him that. (To Paris) Do you remember the first time you were on Page Six?

Paris: Yes.

Bijou: Oh my God. When was the first time?

Kimberly: We were like ten.

Paris: Me and Bij since we were like 12.

Bijou: Yeah, but when was the first time?

Paris: I don't even wanna talk about it.

Bijou: You know, just say you were at a club.

Paris: I don't wanna remember...just like Spy Bar days.

Bijou: Spy Bar.

Perez: I remember that [from my NYU days].



Paris: We've all been friends since we were two years old.

Perez (to Kim): When was the first time you were on Page Six?

Kimberly: I don't remember. And, I don't wanna remember.

Paris: She doesn't want to remember.

Bijou: We [Paris and me] were in it before because Kim was west coast.

Paris: They don't even write true stuff.

Perez: They don't?

Paris: It's all bullshit.

Kimberly: It's so untrue.

Paris: Sorry, okay, let me start that over.

Perez: You can say bullshit. [All laugh]

Paris: The tabloids write things that are not true. They're all these jealous wierdos that stalk and watch us all night and then make up these stories to sell them for $100.

Bijou: They're all old men.

Kimberly: They write things that people want to hear.

Bijou: That are so not true.

Paris: The stuff that I've read about all of us, we've all been together and we wake up the next morning or whatever, two days later, and we read it, and we are like, "Dude."

Bijou: Are you kidding?

Kimberly: It would have been more exciting if that happened.

Paris: Yeah, we wish that happened!

Bijou: Insane stuff. Insane. You wouldn't even understand.



Perez: Do you wish sometimes that they weren't talking about you?

Kimberly: No, because then we would be sad if they weren't talking about us.

Paris: What we did today, we went to a pet store and we bought three ferrets, three snakes and two toads.

Bijou: So cute.

Perez: Have you named them yet?

Bijou: Not yet.

Perez: You should name one Perez.

Kimberly: Yeah, [we named] the ferrets!

Paris: One needs to be named Perez. [All laugh] Actually, the ferrets are named Bijou, Kim and Paris. The toads are Harriet and Henrietta. And the snakes, I don't know. We need to find people we hate and name the snakes after them. Snakes are bad people. But if you wanna come to the room later, we'll show you our whole zoo in the penthouse.

Perez: How can I get up there?

Paris: I'll tell you the room but not on camera. Perez!

Perez: I hear that you've been going around in disguise lately. Is that true?

Paris: Yeah.

Perez: Why?

Paris: Because I want to meet my friends and have fun.

Bijou: Why not?

Paris: It's annoying when everyone comes up every second and is like, "Can I have a picture." And I'm so nice I say yes, but then everyone else just lines up. So it's just easier to be in disguise because some people don't notice. I dunno, I feel ugly and lame being in disguise. I hate being in disguise.

Bijou: Paris is so famous right now that we all go to lunch, like we normally do, and we're all joking, doing dumb shit and we look around and everybody's looking at us. Most people can sit and eat lunch and no one gives a shit. But it's different. It's like you're always watched. It's bad.

Perez: One last question. Will you go on a date with ME?

Paris: Yeah, bitch. Are you single?

Perez: Yeah, I am.

Bijo: We all will [go on a date with you].

Paris: Bye sexy bitch, love you!

[007mommy]

that site is pretty cool

[Mischa Barton]

that site used to be cool.. damn i miss the good old pagesixsixsix days...

[SVZ]

didn't he get sued or something?

[stargazer]

I've actually surfed the site. It's not my cup of tea, and I felt polluted after reading some of the posts. It's incredibly snarky, and the posters sometimes attack each other very viciously over stupid things.

Not surprisingly, the Brangelina topic was filled with venom-enlaced verbal sparring with people taking sides, as usual. There's some snark here also (which is normal and expected for a celeb gossip forum), but that site took it to a whole new level. Ew.

[dexter7]

i do like that for the most part, paris is a friendly "celebrity". that's cool that she pays attention to his site. off topic, but i saw a rerun of an SNL show she did the other nite, and she was actually pretty funny during her skits.

[Algernon]

I used to frequent pagesixsixsix.com turned perezhilton.com every day.....until I discovered APS. I never posted there, though. I'll have to go check him out again, I always thought the site was funny.