Britney Spears fears she will die like Princess Diana

**MaryJane** · February 17th, 2006, 08:48 AM

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Britney Spears fears she will die the same way as Princess Diana.

The pop babe claims she can't leave her Malibu home without being hounded by paparazzi, and is terrified it will put her life in danger.
The sexy star believes she is in the same situation as the late British princess, who was killed following a car chase in Paris in 1997.

Britney, who gave birth to her fist child, Sean Preston, four months ago, stormed to America's People magazine: "I don't really go out without him (Sean) and it's kind of sad because I can't walk down the street with the stroller. This is how Princess Diana got killed."

The pop babe says she's begged police to help her escape the attentions of eager shutterbugs.

She revealed: "I've pulled over and asked the cops, 'Could you please help me?' And they say, 'Sorry ma'am, I can't help you.' This is how it is."

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MrsDark · February 17th, 2006, 08:51 AM

Whatever. She's just trying to come up with an excuse for being an idiot. Strap the kid in the back and plow through those motherfuckers when they surround your car. Or have your driver do it. If I was that famous I'd never drive myself around. At least not when I was out with my kid.

Barbara · February 17th, 2006, 09:04 AM

Nice new avatar MaryJane

So, Princess Diana got killed walking down the street with a stroller? Or did I misunderstand something?

UndercoverGator · February 17th, 2006, 09:13 AM

Oh that Bitty! She's always good for my daily laugh at delusional wackos. She delivers every damn time, like UPS or something.

Just stay out of the Pont Du Alma tunnel with rich playboys in Mercedes Bitty and you should do okay. But you ain't no Princess Di.

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Strap the kid in the back and plow through those motherfuckers when they surround your car. Or have your driver do it.

Amen! Best advice of all. Betcha they'd start jumping out of the way and keep more of a distance if she tried to run down a few. Squash 'em like bugs,

sweetrebel · February 17th, 2006, 10:14 AM

For some reason, the more I think to defend this girl, she makes me regret it. She is stupid. We all know Princess Di was killed by British secret service-not the freaking paps!
Seriously, though-there are some aggressive paps out there, but in all the things I have seen (ie the mall scene months ago) they follow her, but don't seem aggressive...yeah they are going to follow her-that's how they make their living. I agree that she is using this to cover up the stupid decision she made. And weren't these dangerous paps seen a few weeks ago pushing her car out of the road after her stupid ass ran out of gas?

Aren't delusions of grandeur symptoms of some mental disorder

sluce · February 17th, 2006, 03:35 PM

Why doesn't she move back to Louisiana where they leave her alone for the most part. There is no professional need for her to be in LA. She blew it in the movies and her "music" doesn't require a base in LA. Her heart would break if she moved out of the spotlight and she found within a few months everyone forgot about her and kfed.

Grimmlok · February 17th, 2006, 03:36 PM

Wait, why was Di killed by MI5?

SVZ · February 17th, 2006, 03:45 PM

so sharks with lasers on their heads driving motorcycles will kill britney?

sweetrebel · February 17th, 2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Grimmlok

Wait, why was Di killed by MI5?

I heard/read that the conspiracy theory was that the roayl family had her killed because of Dodi Fayed....not sure if it was supposed to be by MI5...but it is one of the many rumors out there...

ediebrooks · February 17th, 2006, 06:59 PM

Britney is really living in a la-la land if she's putting herself in the same class as Princess Diana. I'm not saying Princess Diana was a perfect saint, but the woman was beautiful and stylish.

FierceKiten · February 17th, 2006, 08:05 PM

She wants to feel important and searching for some sympathy, and she aint gonna get it here. It's Sean who's should fear for his life the way she taking care of him, but unfortunatley he got stuck with two dumb trailor hicks with shit for brains.

CheriLyn · February 17th, 2006, 09:27 PM

I thought Diana was killed by a drunk chauffeur driving 100 miles an hour through a tunnel and hit a wall? Were these paparazzi chasing Britney with machine guns instead of cameras? Or were the cameras loaded with radioactive film? She hit upon the "this is how Princess Diana was killed" idea to try to excuse her own stupidity and it just stuck in her mind. I still say her child was in much more danger sitting inches away from the steering wheel than he would have been if someone had taken his picture. And he still had his picture taken anyway....only she was the one looking like a jackass.

Voodoo Child · February 18th, 2006, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ediebrooks

Britney is really living in a la-la land if she's putting herself in the same class as Princess Diana. I'm not saying Princess Diana was a perfect saint, but the woman was beautiful and stylish.

I agree. Britney is giving herself too much credit comparing herself to Di.

cheray · February 18th, 2006, 08:12 AM

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Wait, why was Di killed by MI5?

Cos she was being nursed by Dodi on his lap and when the paparazzi took their photos, he went crazy and smashed his bodyguards head in and shoved antidepressants down his drivers throat with a pineapple drink and the 13th column caved in cos it was getting weak anyway.........oh and Britney Spears is nothing like Diana.....something to do with no personality I think.

ediebrooks · February 18th, 2006, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by cheray

Cos she was being nursed by Dodi on his lap and when the paparazzi took their photos, he went crazy and smashed his bodyguards head in and shoved antidepressants down his drivers throat with a pineapple drink and the 13th column caved in cos it was getting weak anyway.........oh and Britney Spears is nothing like Diana.....something to do with no personality I think.

Uh, ok, whatever you say. But for some reason your post makes little sense to me, and doesn't seem to be very funny, either. Maybe it's still just a little early in the morning for me.