Jude Law & Jessica Simpson's Hot New Hookup

browneyedgirly · February 15th, 2006, 08:02 AM

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On its Web site, Hollywood's fabled Chateau Marmont hotel boasts that its "thick soundproof walls...ensure privacy." But if a recent guest's experience is any indication how soundproof those walls are may depend on who's behind them — and what they're up to!

"My friend was staying for a few days over the weekend of Feb. 3," a source tells Star. "One night, an amazing couple walked into the room next door — it was Jessica Simpson and Jude Law! My friend had seen them around the hotel over the entire weekend — but to see them going into the same room together was a shock!"

NOISY NEIGHBORS
It wasn't the only shock of the night, as it turned out! Around 2 a.m., according to the source, the guest was wrenched out of a deep sleep and had to call downstairs to the hotel's management to ask for a change of rooms. Why? "She told me the people next door were very loud," the source says. "She told me, 'There was banging on the wall and loud noises behind my bed. It lasted half an hour, and it was impossible for me to get any sleep.'

"My friend didn't know if they were having a party, were dancing or what was going on. She thinks Jessica and Jude are both hot. But she needed to get some rest and not hear two people next door pounding on the wall in the middle of the night, sounding like they were tearing each other up. The hotel's management finally apologized and changed her room — even as the noisy antics went on!"

The next day, the source says, "My friend looked exhausted." She probably wasn't the only one!

Star Magazine

MrsDark · February 15th, 2006, 08:06 AM

I wonder how many people Jessica has fucked now? Especially seeing as how she probably started adding those notches way before her separation.

Even counting the women Nick had pre-Jessica, her total body count has probaby exceeded his by now.

ahtaste777 · February 15th, 2006, 08:14 AM

I don't know why but this made me think of the blind item about an american "actress" looking to hook up with a british actor in LA - I can't find the item though.

Elisa · February 15th, 2006, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MrsDark

I wonder how many people Jessica has fucked now? Especially seeing as how she probably started adding those notches way before her separation.

Even counting the women Nick had pre-Jessica, her total body count has probaby exceeded his by now.

You got that right! And why can't Jude find somebody his own age? He goes for these 'starletts' in their very early 20s who are so immature and emotionally needy. They don't even have the capacity to realize what a bad catch he is! I think LLo's the only one he hasn't had a piece of yet. Given her track record though, he's probably on her hit list.

**PurpleHaze** · February 15th, 2006, 08:43 AM

oh no no no! noooooooooooooo! no way! before i believe that i'll believe that hell froze!

CherryDarling · February 15th, 2006, 08:45 AM

Jess and Parisite could compare notches together...Christ.

**MaryJane** · February 15th, 2006, 10:16 AM

Too entertaining to be real!!!

Tenaj · February 15th, 2006, 01:49 PM

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but to see them going into the same room together was a shock!"

I don't see why this is such a shock? Judging from previous stories that they are unable to stay faithful. They're both sluts

ediebrooks · February 15th, 2006, 06:33 PM

Jude Law has terrible taste in women. And he seems to go from one extreme to another. From no-boobs (Sienna Miller) to huge-fake-boobs(Jessica Simpson). I have no respect for him at all.