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    February 15, 2006 -- MADONNA needs to stop exercising so much and twisting herself into contortions. The 47-year-old mother-of-two went from the Grammys to Cedars Sinai hospital in L.A. last week for hernia surgery, sources say. Afterward, she appeared "pale and had no appetite." At the L.A. Kabbalah Center Friday night, spies said Madge "didn't eat anything . . . and did not lead the prayer after dinner, as she usually does when she comes. She was unusually quiet." Worse, hubby Guy Ritchie was not at her side. A rep for Madonna said, "I have no information."

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    hernia surgery? Is that what they are calling it? I think we all need to be critically inspecting future shots of her for certain tweaks here and there.

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    Seriously! She looked awfully 'taut' at the Grammy's, with a bit of a Joker-mouth thrown in for good measure.
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    I thought only men had hernia surgery.

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    No, women can too. Isn't that weird?

    I just don't think Madge had one. I think she might be having plastic surgery done but on what?
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    i thought she had hernia problems after her drowned world tour. she used to ride this bull in the middle of the set and that was supposed to have given her a hernia, back in 2001. so maybe she is susceptible ??
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    Maybe IVF? Didn't the fugly hag want another "love" child?
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    Oh, oh! I've got it! Oprah told Madonna she could save her marriage by having another baby, hence the wonderfully insightful post by HWBL! Your mind works in beautifully mysterious ways, HW!
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    If she works out as hard as she says, it's no wonder she has a hernia.

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    seriously, that must've been very painful...

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    At least I'm sure they gave her lots of good drugs for that surgery......

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch
    Oh, oh! I've got it! Oprah told Madonna she could save her marriage by having another baby, hence the wonderfully insightful post by HWBL! Your mind works in beautifully mysterious ways, HW!
    Oprah? Really? She stuck her nose in this witch's private life too? I must've missed that.
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    How can Oprah give advice on marriage since she has never been married herself?

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    This position may have caused the hernia.

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    Looks like she's trying to smell her nasty coochie. There's easier ways to determine if you should change your knickers Madge.

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