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    Default Jennifer Aniston Lampoons Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt in Vegas

    By Lynda Johnson
    Feb 9, 2006

    Save your pity for Jennifer Aniston. The 'Friends With Money' star is having a good time living it up with Vince Vaughn and to add some more fun is busy lampooning Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt while partying in Las Vegas, says a published report.

    Jen Lampoons Brad, Angie?

    “She does a trout pout like Angelina’s and pretends to be Brad, spouting all this stuff about saving the world and being a great architect,” a pal says of Jen.

    Jen and Vince spent Super Bowl weekend in Sin City, gambling and living it up at the Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino reports Life & Style Magazine.

    One eyewitness tells the magazine that they seemed “very much in love.”

    The witness also claims that “Jen and Vince must have smoked over four packs of cigarettes between them, and they always had drinks in their hands the story details.

    ”Jen’s wild ways have her pal Courteney Cox, 41, worried about her health, as Life & Style has reported. “Courteney thinks Jen smokes and drinks too much when she’s with Vince,” says an insider.

    With all the drinking, smoking and hours of gambling according to the witness, it seems like Jen’s taking cues from her fun-loving Swingers-star boyfriend, loosening up while making fun of Brad and Angie with jokes and impersonations of them.

    Laughter (and booze and cigarettes) are always the best medicine

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    hahaha then she crys at her empty womb and dwindling career reputation

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    Default Re: Jennifer Aniston Lampoons Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt in Vegas

    I thought she was sitting around miserable because Brangelina fans were taunting her?

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    so will 2007 not be the year of jennifer aniston- let us pray

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    then she crys at her empty womb ...

    Not all women want babies. There's nothing wrong with that.

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    Default Re: Jennifer Aniston Lampoons Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt in Vegas

    Quote Originally Posted by muchlove
    I thought she was sitting around miserable because Brangelina fans were taunting her?
    The folks making up the tabloid stories can't make up their minds.

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    By Lynda Johnson
    Feb 9, 2006

    Save your pity for Jennifer Aniston. The 'Friends With Money' star is having a good time living it up with Vince Vaughn and to add some more fun is busy lampooning Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt while partying in Las Vegas, says a published report.

    Jen Lampoons Brad, Angie?

    “She does a trout pout like Angelina’s and pretends to be Brad, spouting all this stuff about saving the world and being a great architect,” a pal says of Jen.

    Jen and Vince spent Super Bowl weekend in Sin City, gambling and living it up at the Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino reports Life & Style Magazine.

    One eyewitness tells the magazine that they seemed “very much in love.”
    I don't think she's in love, either. She having fun with someone who's known for being all fun and it's probably the time of her life after being married and miserable for a long time. If she were really all in love with this guy she'd not even be thinking about Brad or Angelina, much less sitting around making fun of them. Vince is a pretty quick with the clever skewering quips, so he's probably been fueling this on ever since he figured out it would get him laid. Vince: "Yeah baby, fuck Brad and that pillow-lipped freak! You're so *money* and you don't even know it!"
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    If this is true, this really shows a lack of class on Jen's part. Get over it already.
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    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    No, she's a MAN, man!
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    Now THIS story I like! Man, I'd love to have seen that! HAHHAAHAHA!!


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    all that smoking aint doing her face any good. It tends to age a person. Great move, for someone so obsessed w/ their appearance.

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    Default Re: Jennifer Aniston Lampoons Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt in Vegas

    Glad she is having fun. I don't think it is love though personally.

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    Jen, for the last fucking time LET...IT....GO already!!! She is turning into the next Kim Bassinger Psycho Bitch. Talk about "hell hath no fury than a woman scorned". Jen's the poster girl for that one.
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    I don't know if this story is true or not, but the idea of Jennifer Aniston "lampooning" Brangelina is hilarious, because this pair seem to lack a sense of humor about themselves. But I do agree about the heavy smoking. Jen's gonna look like an alligator in a couple of years if she doesn't lay off the cigarettes.

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    Yeah, you can hold all your chips in his eye chins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ediebrooks
    I don't know if this story is true or not, but the idea of Jennifer Aniston "lampooning" Brangelina is hilarious, because this pair seem to lack a sense of humor about themselves.
    They take themselves way too seriously and their fans take them too seriously as well. I'm so tired of the doom and gloom.

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