Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's $4 Million Baby!

mia981 · February 10th, 2006, 03:23 AM

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:24 pm Post subject: Bragalina's $4 Million Baby!

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From NY Post:
4 MILLION-DOLLAR BABY

By KEITH J. KELLY
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February 8, 2006 -- MEDIA INK

THE birth of the world's sexiest baby is still two or more months away, but already the celebrity magazines are preparing to bid heavily for the first photos of the offspring of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Some sources think that the war could end up breaking the old record set by the photos from Catherine Zeta Jones' wedding to Michael Douglas, won by OK! in 2000, or the more recent Britney Spears baby photo that People snagged

Lalique · February 10th, 2006, 06:54 AM

"sexiest baby"??? WTF? These two words should never be used together

Elvira · February 10th, 2006, 07:00 AM

The article doesn’t even mention a thing about $4 million. Where did they get
that figure from in the title?.

muchlove · February 10th, 2006, 08:06 AM

I liked this one from Jossip:

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For the sake of protecting him or her from weird pedophiles, we have a few problems with calling a newborn baby "sexy." Keith Kelly, on the other hand, has no qualms about revealing that "the birth of the world's sexiest baby is still two or more months away," and that the tabloids have already starting their bidding.

This poor kid. Imagine she's like 12, and goes through an awkward stage, and then everyone's like "you were so sexy when you were a baby. What happened?" Ok, fine, we're gonna laugh if Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's baby end up looking like little Spears-Federline, too. Which, come to think of it, didn't cause this kind of uproar. Hmm.

Anyway, we all know it isn't the sexy baby, but the sexy baby making that has everyone in a tizzy. And, to be the first to snag a Brangelina baby photo, People and OK! are planning to bid up into the millions.

"It could end up being the biggest photo sale of all time," says one editor, suggesting that bids could reach $4 million," the Post reports.

Last time, People paid $400,000 for the "first bump" photo, and the money was donated to charity. Seriously, Angelina should really just bring this proposition to the UN. It sounds like we may have found a way to finally end world hunger.

Rambie · February 10th, 2006, 09:06 AM

Sexiest baby!!!! what is this world coming to, babies are not meant to be sexy, that is scary.

Bellatheball · February 10th, 2006, 09:29 AM

OMG Killjoy, now that would be (terribly) funny. I would NEVER wish harm on any child ever but if that baby was obviously not his, it would seem that karma was keeping things on track.

CherryDarling · February 10th, 2006, 10:37 AM

Sexiest baby? Um, ok...cuz that's not creepy. Christ almighty!

GawsipRawksz · February 10th, 2006, 11:07 AM

they'll show you! they're going to have a baby so sexy you all won't be able to contain yourselves.

Voodoo Child · February 15th, 2006, 06:01 AM

Oh for the love of God. Sexiest baby. What a bizarre term to use.

buttmunch · February 15th, 2006, 06:07 AM

I somehow doubt Brangelina will take the money. They seem to be heavilly into privacy at the moment.

Voodoo Child · February 15th, 2006, 06:12 AM

Yeah I am wondering if they will be flashing their baby all around town like their adopted kids or if they will keep their baby under wraps and wait for the highest bidder??

buttmunch · February 15th, 2006, 06:21 AM

I don't see that they're flashing the two kids around. It seems more like they're going about thier lives and are constantly trailed by a rabid pack of paps.

Voodoo Child · February 15th, 2006, 06:25 AM

Okay maybe flashing wasn't the right word but you get what I was trying to say!

Barbara · February 15th, 2006, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by MonkeyMix

thong diapers, baby, thong diapers.

And tattoos!!!

LunaShar · February 15th, 2006, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo Child

Yeah I am wondering if they will be flashing their baby all around town like their adopted kids or if they will keep their baby under wraps and wait for the highest bidder??

i really like them but if they do hide their baby, unlike they did with the others, that would tell everything about them , imo