Natasha Lyonne's father rubbishes reports that his daughter is homeless

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Lyonne's Father Slams "Homeless" Reports

Troubled actress Natasha Lyonne's father has rubbished reports his daughter is "homeless" - insisting she is wealthy and living very comfortably.

Aaron Braunstein has spoken out on behalf of the troubled American Pie star, who is currently facing a string of police charges, including criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing. He tells the New York Post, "Everyone keeps saying 'Poor Natasha, she's homeless,' but she's very wealthy. I live in a huge penthouse with nine bedrooms on the Upper West Side; her grandparents are very wealthy in Beverly Hills."

And he claims Lyonne refuses to be tried over her alleged threat to sexually molest a former neighbor's dog because "nothing happened." He adds, "It's obvious the case is going to be dismissed. (Criminal lawyers) Mel Sachs, Ben Brafman and Bruce Cutler say unless the dog testifies, there's no case."

Lyonne failed to appear in court last month. The absence marks the fourth time Lyonne has missed a court date and the third time a bench warrant has been issued for her arrest.

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[Grimmlok]

Well if she WASN'T homeless, they could go to her fabulously wealthy estate and arrest her.

[ourmaninBusan]

[Lyonne's father] claims Lyonne refuses to be tried over her alleged threat
to sexually molest a former neighbor's dog because "nothing happened."
He adds, "It's obvious the case is going to be dismissed. (Criminal lawyers)
Mel Sachs, Ben Brafman and Bruce Cutler say unless the dog testifies,
there's no case."

I'm glad to see you have the presence of mind to crack wise, Pops,
seeing as your daughter is circling the drain, mentally speaking.

[buttmunch]

Troubled actress Natasha Lyonne's father has rubbished reports his daughter is "homeless" - insisting she is wealthy and living very comfortably.

Aaron Braunstein has spoken out on behalf of the troubled American Pie star, who is currently facing a string of police charges, including criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing.

He tells the New York Post, "Everyone keeps saying 'Poor Natasha, she's homeless,' but she's very wealthy. I live in a huge penthouse with nine bedrooms on the Upper West Side; her grandparents are very wealthy in Beverly Hills."

And he claims Lyonne refuses to be tried over her alleged threat to sexually molest a former neighbour's dog because "nothing happened".

He adds, "It's obvious the case is going to be dismissed. (Criminal lawyers) Mel Sachs, Ben Brafman and Bruce Cutler say unless the dog testifies, there's no case."

Lyonne failed to appear in court last month (27JAN06). The absence marks the fourth time Lyonne has missed a court date and the third time a bench warrant has been issued for her arrest.

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'Unless the dog testifies, there's no case.'

Wooooofffff!

[Barbara]

Let's hear what the dog has to say!!!

[Warren]

I wish the owner said, "Okay molest my dog."

[buttmunch]

I have to say, though, the lawyer might actually have a point. I also think that the woman needs help. Perhaps everyone could cut her a break and make sure she doesn't end up dead?

[cynic]

Yah, and what if the litter DOES look like the neighbor's dog? Then what? Will he pay puppy support?

[Grimmlok]

Well if she was fabulously rich then it wouldn't be very hard to go to her sprawling estate and arrest her considering she has all those outstanding warrants.

Idiot.