Jennifer Aniston Thinks Angelina Jolie Has Brad Pitt Whipped

Elvira · February 4th, 2006, 06:00 PM

nationalledger.com
By Cathy Beers
Feb 4, 2006

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While ex-hubby Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are enjoying their European vacation, Jennifer Aniston is reportedly mocking the couple according to a report.

The skinny: Jennifer Aniston thinks Brad Pitt is whipped according to an item in The Star.

The Magazine reports:

A source close to Jen says that she scrounges for all the BAMZ (Brad, Angelina, Maddox, Zahara!) gossip she can get, and then uses it to ridicule her ex. “Jen thinks that brad looks so hopelessly whipped, it’s pathetic.

She’s even impersonated Angelina purring orders at Brad like he’s some kind of castrated manservant.” Jen wonders “how Angelina can get Brad to do whatever she wants.”

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Jennifer is really hurt says the source.

"He's a completely different person. When Brad was with Jen he loved expensive hotel rooms and shopping trips. Now he's traveling to third world countries and raising kids," says the source.

Jen wonders how Angie can get him to do those things, the item claims.

The answer seems pretty easy. He's said he wants lots of kids. He's quickly a dad to two children with at least a third on the way.

--Cathy Beers

Voodoo Child · February 4th, 2006, 06:29 PM

He was pussy whipped from the start of their movie together and by the end of production, was signed sealed and delivered!

lennonfan · February 4th, 2006, 06:57 PM

Aniston thinks he's whipped? Join the club, honey!

muchlove · February 4th, 2006, 07:25 PM

Well, that just says worse things about Jen, though, doesn't it? Jen couldn't get him to do anything, Angelina snaps her fingers and it's done? I doubt that's true, but if it is, it reflects worse on Jen than Angelina, IMO. Angelina has TEH POWAH!!1

SVZ · February 4th, 2006, 07:27 PM

god, shutup jen.

panda · February 4th, 2006, 08:05 PM

that moron is as whiny and annoying as she is fugly!

WickedHo · February 4th, 2006, 09:18 PM

Fucking priceless!!!

Whoever made this shit up is fucking brilliant!!

Especially the one about scrounging for all the gossip she can find! ROFLMAO!!!

hello · February 4th, 2006, 10:21 PM

Early on in the brad jen relationship Jen, brad and others said that Brad was a slob disliking bathing and throwing his stuff all ove rthe house. Whtaever. My point is that I think whore girl, slut tramp man woman no talent repeat no talent mangie is a pig at home and just as skanky as brad. Jen is only marginally talented as an actress as well. Brad's acting SUCKS! HELL, THEY ALL SUCK! THEY CAN SUCK MY

muchlove · February 4th, 2006, 10:23 PM

*backs away slowly*

MrsMarsters · February 4th, 2006, 10:26 PM

haha oh god..if this is true she needs to get a damn life who cares...really..so apparently Brad had 'ol aniston whipped when they were together?She has the whole fatal attraction/swim fan thing going..good job moving on Jen.

Voodoo Child · February 4th, 2006, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by hello

Early on in the brad jen relationship Jen, brad and others said that Brad was a slob disliking bathing and throwing his stuff all ove rthe house. Whtaever. My point is that I think whore girl, slut tramp man woman no talent repeat no talent mangie is a pig at home and just as skanky as brad. Jen is only marginally talented as an actress as well. Brad's acting SUCKS! HELL, THEY ALL SUCK! THEY CAN SUCK MY

panda · February 4th, 2006, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by hello

Early on in the brad jen relationship Jen, brad and others said that Brad was a slob disliking bathing and throwing his stuff all ove rthe house. Whtaever. My point is that I think whore girl, slut tramp man woman no talent repeat no talent mangie is a pig at home and just as skanky as brad. Jen is only marginally talented as an actress as well. Brad's acting SUCKS! HELL, THEY ALL SUCK! THEY CAN SUCK MY

now don't hold anything back, hello, tell us how you REALLY feel about this situation. don't be so shy!

hello · February 4th, 2006, 10:45 PM

^Yeah, I just had to vent for a second. It might happen again. I never know.

olivia720 · February 4th, 2006, 11:17 PM

another made up article.

Bellatheball · February 4th, 2006, 11:34 PM

Yes, yes. I'm sure every word of this is exactly true. I'm sure JA sits at home and does everything that is written about her and suffers daily over her long lost marriage. I'm sure she hasn't moved on one single bit.

Please. Some of you are so quick to call BS on every other story yet you're willing to believe every negative thing about JA when, to my knowledge, she's given two interviews (VF and Oprah) and really only mentioned him in VF.