February 3rd, 2006, 03:31 PM
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Pregnant Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were left horrified yesterday after an American woman tried to slap Jolie in a German restaurant.
The crazed Jennifer Aniston fan allegedly marched into Berlin’s Nola Restaurant and screamed: “Where is that home wrecking Angelina?”
The woman, sporting a ‘Friends’ T shirt, then lunged at the pregnant star before her bodyguards intervened.
According to the Daily Star, the Jolie-Pitts quickly left the restaurant and ran for their car, however, the loony lady ran after them and Jolie managed to slam the car door just before she could get in.
A source told the tabloid: “The mentally unbalanced American had obviously been tipped off that they would be dining there because she was wearing an Aniston top and was on the look-out for Angelina.
“Angelina would normally have confronted the woman, but she was petrified because she‘s carrying her first child and won’t risk any harm coming to it.”
It is beloved that the Jolie-Pitts recognised the woman who attempted to attack them and think she may have been following them...It is as yet unknown as to whether any formal charges will be brought against the lady.
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February 3rd, 2006, 03:33 PM
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wow, how pathetic of that woman. What a freak. 
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February 3rd, 2006, 03:34 PM
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I suspect the looney lady was a poster on this site. Guess who!
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February 3rd, 2006, 03:40 PM
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February 3rd, 2006, 03:42 PM
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Poor poor misguided insane Maniston fans...
p.s. she's fug and her chin could be used as a patio.
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February 3rd, 2006, 03:42 PM
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Probably she took the team Aniston thing waayy too hard.
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February 3rd, 2006, 03:43 PM
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Well that's what happens when you become obsessed with defending some mannish C list celebrity who doesn't even know you exist. You go a little funny in the head
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February 3rd, 2006, 03:45 PM
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What the heck was Brad doing through all of this? Big hero.
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February 3rd, 2006, 03:47 PM
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What the hell is Brad gonna do? Beat up some woman and go to German jail? lol.
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February 3rd, 2006, 03:49 PM
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I'm betting even Jenn was embarrassed by this one!
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February 3rd, 2006, 03:51 PM
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She has so much to be embarrassed about... her crappy movies.. THE DIVORCE©.. .her face..
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February 3rd, 2006, 03:54 PM
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could it have been jennifer without makeup?
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February 3rd, 2006, 03:56 PM
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A secret attack meaning the biotch takes em out herself.
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February 3rd, 2006, 03:57 PM
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Come on, there isn't a turtleneck big enough to house Manistons Rushmore-sized mandible.
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February 3rd, 2006, 03:58 PM
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Hehehe, that thing would have blown her cover.
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