"1. The parrot-voiced, pickled-face comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman."
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. I thought horses were, in the Homeric tradition of classical literary heroes, the Caped One's tragic flaw.
(Yes. I do know I will burn in hell forever for that, and I am sorry. Really. It's that damned South Park! No excuse, I know.)
May God rest your weary bones Mr. & Mrs. Superman.
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