The 100 unsexiest men in the world - Page 2

buttmunch · April 17th, 2006, 12:22 PM

I'd fuck Ric Ocasek, Jerry Seinfeld, Mike D....maybe even Axl Rose and Chevy Chase. Not all at once of course: I like my geekiness in small doses. Oh and I would sooooo take on Rowan Atkinson and even Woody Allen. Brains and humor win alot of points with me.

LynnieD · April 17th, 2006, 12:26 PM

What?? No Howard Stern?? I thought for sure he'd be on the list! And btw, I LOVE Howard Stern, but he's not the sexiest guy around.
Artie Lange on the other hand...he's the man.

glamazon · April 17th, 2006, 12:34 PM

The reason why jake wasn't included is because it's 100 unsexiest men, not 100 unsexiest lesbians, because we all know Jake is kd lang.

Icepik · April 17th, 2006, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by glamazon

The reason why jake wasn't included is because it's 100 unsexiest men, not 100 unsexiest lesbians, because we all know Jake is kd lang.

I just have one thing to say to this...

BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Luna · April 17th, 2006, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Elisa

Some I don't know at all, but I'd say they pretty much got it right except for #6. I don't know that I'd call Chad Kroeger 'unsexy' nor would I call his band Nickelback "the worst band since the dawn of music." Kevin James from Kings of Queens isn't considered 'hot' per se, but his sense of humor has me in stitches and that can often be 'sexy'. JMO.

Why isn't Fabio on this list? No wonder I don't read romance novels with his ugly mug on them. Yuck!!!

They also forgot to add:

Woody Allen
Howard Stern
David Caruso
Vin Diesel
Justin Timberlake
Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean)
New James Bond guy

I disagree with a few on the original list and yes, Elisa, Woody Allen would be #1 on my list.

Cheri · April 17th, 2006, 07:16 PM

I love Gilbert. He's hilarious

snakebread · April 17th, 2006, 10:52 PM

I, too protest Ocasek being on the list: He's hot in a skinny, pale, rockerish kind of way. And Malcom Gladwell I'd f*ck for his brain alone, not to mention his sexy curly hair. Finally--there's bin Laden. Ok, so the man killed thousands of people, but he had the power and brains to attack the most dominant country in the world and succed absolutely. I'd want to share a bed with that, just like Marilyn wanted a piece of JFK.

Of course, being a New Yorker I'd kill the M.Fer immediately afterwards and roast his balls in the fire and eat them. But you can't pass up that chance if you've got it.

MrsDark · April 18th, 2006, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Cheri

I love Gilbert. He's hilarious

Ditto. And Howard Stern and Artie Lange and quite a few others on that list. Fuck pretty. Smart and funny will kick pretty's ass any day of the week. It's not like these guys don't bathe (like Brad). 99% of the time all *pretty* has to do is open its mouth and I couldn't be turned off faster. I do agree with some on this list, and K-Fed was my first thought for #1 when I read the thread title.

UndercoverGator · April 18th, 2006, 12:50 AM

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61. Jim Gaffigan: Pasty, goofy-looking comedians abound on this list.

ROFLMAO!!! I have had contact with this weirdo and he gives "creepy" and "inappropriate" new meaning along with ranking below microwave oven and clam on the sexiness index.

alcohol the honey · April 18th, 2006, 01:05 AM

Alan Colmes is icky besides isn't he the only 'liberal' on fox? What a complete coincidence that the liberal is so icky to look at.

dababe · April 18th, 2006, 04:22 AM

ohhh come on Hideki Matsui????? I know he isnt the sexiest but he is not bad, i think he is ok...not the worst (maybe because i am a yankee fan and he is about the nicest person ever). Lmao at Bill Gates, you cant have it all dude. Imagine if he had all that money and look like jason lewis, this world would be something else.

A*O · April 18th, 2006, 04:24 AM

I am very disappointed that the gorgeous stud muffin porno star (WTF?) Ron Jeremy isn't on the list. How much would they have to pay YOU to shag him ladies? [shudder]

Sojiita · April 18th, 2006, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by A*O

I am very disappointed that the gorgeous stud muffin porno star (WTF?) Ron Jeremy isn't on the list. How much would they have to pay YOU to shag him ladies? [shudder]

Can you believe he was in Playgirl in, about 1978???? He did not age gracefully did he? hehehe
ashamed to admit this..but I never thought he was that bad back then..

AyanEva · April 18th, 2006, 11:35 AM

*dies at the Bill Gates comment*

AyanEva

gnrldisarray · April 18th, 2006, 05:52 PM

Aw Hideki Matsui is my fave baseball player and I have a Yankees t-shirt w/ his name and number on it. I love him!
And also Joe Lieberman? I voted for him in the primaries this past presidential election. Whatever.