^^ Hehehe. I was listening to the owner of probably the best bread bakery in Vancouver (Terra breads) the other day and she said the quickest way to make bread go stale is to put it in the fridge. She said it is much better to put it in the freezer and take it out as you need it. You can either lightly toast it, or microwave it for a few seconds. It won't work that well for crusty bread but it's OK for the rest.
I don't eat that much bread but my hubby does and he still insists on keeping it in the fridge. Why, I have no idea.