Peanut butter and strawberry jam on toast. Coffee.
'High, High. Yaw Both High and Smokin' Weeeed in Front of My Howse"Bah-Brahhh-Teen Mom
Turkey sandwich with hot peppers!!!!!!
KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!
Come on, let's have lots of drinks.
Fuck you all, I'm going viral.
Whole wheat tortilla with turkey.
Did you know that an anagram for "Conscious Uncoupling" is "Iconic Uncool Pus Guns"? - MohandasKGanja
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
realized we are out of chocolate but need a fix . . . discovered some bittersweet baking chocolate so that will have to do. *ashamed*
spagetti bolognese. It is rice spagetti
we don't have to make love to have an orgasm
Chocolate Hobnobs, on my third
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
sushi. i was too lazy to cook lunch.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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