Chilly, you're on!
ETA: i don't eat junk, just basic food and thats the way I like it. Re textures: bleugh, anything that is slimey or excessively chewy is off for me. I think I have a super-sensitive gag-reflex or something, because the texture of foods like pasta (slimey), mushrooms (too smooth!), yoghurt (sooo slippery, and especially gross with bits) and tomatoes (what the fuck?!?) make me wanna throw up.
Also I agree, you order the food in a restaurant, you eat it the way you want to, ie with ketchup