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    Wait for it @ 1:35 - CORN NUTS!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry View Post
    deviantart.net has her number.




    Those tits are about two feet too high to be accurate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    In this case, so would I. It would be better than her slow cooker meatloaf:
    My dog has puked up more appetizing looking things.


    Don't forget about the non-kosher Hanukkah monstrosity!

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    I can't see a Sandra Lee thread without posting the Sandra Lee Induced Seizure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    I can't see a Sandra Lee thread without posting the Sandra Lee Induced Seizure.
    she says EXspresso!
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    stupid slut should come here if she found that shit offensive. pussy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by C_is_for_Cookie View Post
    Don't forget about the non-kosher Hanukkah monstrosity!
    Complete with ben-wah balls!!!
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    ^^ This shit looks a grade D - kid's home ec cake attempt.
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    I have somehow blocked out the Hanukkah cake.

    I just had to look that video up and I did not realize that was supposed to be a Star of David on top. SERIOUSLY? That's not a Star of David. And she put marshmallows in the center! There is always more horror to uncover with this woman. What an idiot!!

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    I loved the comments at YouTube.

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    • ha2152 1 year ago
      Haven't the Jews suffered enough?


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    • Amanda Simeone 1 year ago
      Okay, I'm not Jewish, but I do know that the Star of David is made of two triangles so that the star has 6 points. It's not made of two five point stars smashed together in a bad Kama Sutra position.


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    • thumper6988 1 week ago
      This cake in not even kosher, and the plastic peals are a death trap to kids. WTG you silly ass drunk!


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    • TinyVessels00 1 week ago
      the marshmallows weren't even needed. just an extra "fuck you" to any jewish person who actually considered making this.


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    • jack de la mocha 2 weeks ago
      I like how she says you don't want big heavy meals & then she puts 60 pounds of frosting on that cake & yes the jews have suffered enough.


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    • Kevin Lankford 2 weeks ago
      I'm not Jewish but I'm offended by this. She says to use whatever blue you want, then puts Marshemllows in that cake, Marshmellows, made with pork gellatin. Pork, in something that supposeldy for Hannukkah. She has no ide what Hannukkah is, it's just a theme for her.


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    • magicsmommie 3 weeks ago
      Looks like a Hanukkah cake for goyim.


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    • dantheman931 1 month ago
      Show up at the office Christmas party with a cake studded with non-food-safe bullshit and non-kosher marshmallows for that one Jewish guy. That won't be awkward at all.


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    • Kiss Rain 1 month ago
      She can't even frost the cake right.... *facepalm*


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    ^those comments made me LOL.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    This bitch is on my TV and she can't stop saying "vinegar-rette". So annoying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    This bitch is on my TV and she can't stop saying "vinegar-rette". So annoying.
    Both she and Paula Deen mangle the culinary dictionary.

    And she calls macsarpone cheese "MARS-capone". They roast her over the coals for that at Television Without Pity.
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    LOL - Paula Deen! She can't even say lasagne right! At least she used to sort of make fun of herself trying to pronounce Italian stuff. But if she's trying to pronounce it, that means she's trying to cook it and as much as I do like a lot of her recipes, I really don't want Paula Deen making me Italian food.

    I seem to remember the MARS-capone thing, I should go lurk at TWOP and see what they're saying about her. lol As long as Food Network shows this many reruns, it never gets old.
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    i will fully (and embarrassingly) admit to saying marscapone instead of mascarpone. knowing is half the battle!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    LOL - Paula Deen! She can't even say lasagne right! At least she used to sort of make fun of herself trying to pronounce Italian stuff. But if she's trying to pronounce it, that means she's trying to cook it and as much as I do like a lot of her recipes, I really don't want Paula Deen making me Italian food.

    I seem to remember the MARS-capone thing, I should go lurk at TWOP and see what they're saying about her. lol As long as Food Network shows this many reruns, it never gets old.
    I loved Paula in the beginning, but she turned into a bit of an ass with her obvious corn-pone schtick.
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