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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    OK, I've got to see the one where he gets eaten by birds. Haha!
    It was the last episode the Drew Barrymore hosted.
    I do like some of the takes on sushi and Asian food people come up with, and there are a lot of American sushi that are fine (like California rolls and maybe something more original that that), but I think I'm still mentally reeling from the combination of bleu cheese and wasabi as a sauce. And the idea of biting into blackened Cajun chicken with sushi rice is also freaking me out.
    Bleu cheese AND wasabi? Double urp.
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    Thanks, I was having trouble finding that episode when I typed in Guy Fieri gets eaten by birds. Haha.

    I had to make sure that wasabi/bleu cheese thing was real (and it is) and found this review from September...with photos!

    A Review Of Guy's American Bar And Kitchen

    I tried to post the article, but it keeps getting screwed up.
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    Default Was Guy Fieri the Biggest Douche in the Woods this Thanksgiving?




    Guy Fieri, better known as Mountain Dew in human form, has recently been trying to save his image in the wake of Pete Wells' damning New York Times review of his Times Square restaurant, Guy's American Kitchen & Bar.

    A tipster has emailed in to tell us that Mr. Fieri, who contrary to popular belief is not a member of Smash Mouth, was causing quite the ruckus in Hollister Hills State Park on Friday night. The park is located in Central California, two hours south of San Francisco. Our tipster describes it as "a haven for gasoline powered adrenaline junkies who like to camp out and run their off road machines." Sounds like Guy's kind of place.


    Read the account in full:

    Late Friday night November 23, 2012 local camp state law enforcement at Hollister Hills State Park received complaints of late night noise, drunkenness, and the smell of collecting garbage. Techno music booming through huge speakers, camp fires burning, small motorcycles throwing up dust and exhaust all contributed to an apocalyptic scene. Unnamed officials approached a group of 10 to 15 RVs circled around a group of 100+ partiers. After a tense period of initial stare-down between John law and the party people (a macho ritual called "mad dogging") the music was turned down. Ring leader of this merry band of dickheads? Guy Fieri!


    You would think by now this noted celebrity chef, restauranteur, documented homophobe, sexist, anti-Semite would learn that if you act like an ass in public, someone is going say something. Law enforcement stated that of the approximately 10,000 campers in the park that the "Guy Party" was the rudest, loudest, dirtiest in the park.

    It seems that the Guy squad had been camping for quite a few days as the stench from household garbage permeated the air. Guy has previously tweeted from this California recreation area. It should be pointed out that for someone to complain to the cops, you have to be making a real effort in the midst of all motorcycle and ATV noise.

    So was Guy Feiri really this loud and obnoxious this Thanksgiving weekend? Does a bear (and Guy) shit in the woods?

    Was Guy Fieri the Biggest Douche in the Woods this Thanksgiving?
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    Mr. Fieri, who contrary to popular belief is not a member of Smash Mouth.
    Okay, I will concede that point, but I am going to need photographic evidence to disprove my theory that he isn't actually Violent Jay of the Insane Clown Posse.

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    Or Corey Feldman!
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    ManxMouse and BITTER like this.

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    Pretty funny fake menu on Guy's American Kitchen & Bar
    I guess he did not buy the domain name to his own restaurant. lol


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    Aw, broken link. Server probably can't handle the deluge of the interweb ridicule.

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    LOL, half that stuff sounds better than the real menu. People shouldn't be giving him any ideas!
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    that's hysterical!
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    OMG, I love it! So funny!!!!
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    "hamburger-fisted pig skins and a generous sprinkling of Dirty South Couch Crumbs....."

    And "Panamania" - one of the best thing's I've ever read.

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    "Popcorn crusted popcorn chicken stuffed inside Guy's Nuthin' Fancy Meatloaf
    and superbanged in a volcano of tabasco butter. We pour it into a Lucite heel,
    smother it with our own special jalapeno sugarbrew, and set it on your lap on a neon sign.
    Served drunk and on fire. Add a Cinnabon and two more Cinnabons 4.95"



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    oh god, that is good, good stuff. Panamania especially brought the lulz.
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    That was fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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