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Thread: KFC tries to revive founder Colonel Sanders' prestige

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    Remind me to tell you some time about the key roles played by the Keebler Elves and Betty Crocker.
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    Betty Crocker is a whore.
    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

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    Well, Betty was making eyes at Uncle Ben AND the Jolly Green Giant, JGG's "asparagus stalk" (as he so fondly refers to it) was a little too much for Betty to handle.
    Last edited by Brookie; September 14th, 2010 at 12:06 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Betty Crocker is a whore.
    She likes it rough and squishy with the Pillsbury Dough Boy
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    Nah, Pillsbury Dough Boy gets it on regularly with Aunt Jemima. He likes the feel of her syrup on his buns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    I think he was the supreme commander of the US Army, right? During WW2 when Captain Crunch was the head of the Navy.

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    Carrot top is the love child of Ronald McDonald and Wendy

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    i just went to see what was up with little goon and why she didn't come back to defend the beloved colonel and i saw her location:

    Location: Standing outside a KFC defending the Colonel

    aww..at least she has a sense of humor about the thead..which has turned out to be hilarious!!! How did I miss it!!!

    I am surprised nobody has mentioned that creepy 'Burger King' and Jack and his box, etc.

    Also that 'Big Boy' of Frisches.

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    Sara Lee and Duncan Hines were getting it on for awhile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hustle4alivin View Post
    Sara Lee and Duncan Hines were getting it on for awhile.
    Oh please! Everyone on the shelf knows Sara Lee's a whore: nobody doesn't love Sara Lee? total slut!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Oh please! Everyone on the shelf knows Sara Lee's a whore: nobody doesn't love Sara Lee? total slut!
    After all, she was messing around with the Pillsbury Doughboy AND Hungry-Man behind his back...

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    She ball snarfles the Gorton's fisherman when he comes into port.
    It's no longer a dog whistle, it's a fucking trombone


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    Because when he's out at sea he has to make do with Captain Highliner.
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    They rub their fishsticks together. You know the navy- it's all rum, sodomy and the lash.
    It's no longer a dog whistle, it's a fucking trombone


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    I have that album.
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    Didn't realize there were so many ho's in the gourmet world of freeze-dried food.
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    The Pillsbury Dough Boy is bi....he was caught getting his ass pumped by Mr. Clean.
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