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    Where do Mrs Fields and Uncle Ben fit in?

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    And Aunt Jemima?
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    Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima were secretly married.
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    Well obviously Colonel Sanders and Captain D are in cahoots, both are way too overpriced.

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    And also often housed in the same building!
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    Hmmm yeah, finger lickin' good....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    No, as I understand it (and I'm a history buff), the Colonel swiped the recipe from Popeye, who, at the time, reported to Captain Crunch. The Colonel then attempted to enlist the aid of the Jolly Green Giant, who declined, because he's strictly veg. Mrs. Paul secretly assisted the Colonel, using an underground system in conjunction with the Elias Brothers.
    I think you left out the attempted coup by Long John Silver.
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    Meanwhile, Ronald McDonald was fucking everyone on the side.

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    ^^ No that was that little red headed slut Wendy! I hear she can really make a Taco Bell ring.
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    Carrot top is the love child of Ronald McDonald and Wendy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Sweet bearded moises! A KFC manifesto? getthefuckout!
    HAHA - we were in dire need of some sort of a 'festo and this one didn't disappoint!

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    I think he was the supreme commander of the US Army, right? During WW2 when Captain Crunch was the head of the Navy.
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    Aunt Jemima came home and caught Uncle Ben in bed with Mrs. Butterworth. She threw hot grits on Uncle Ben, sliced up Mrs. Butterworth, and the bitch learned how to make HER OWN syrup in the pen.

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    That must have been a sticky mess.
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    i just went to see what was up with little goon and why she didn't come back to defend the beloved colonel and i saw her location:

    Location: Standing outside a KFC defending the Colonel


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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Goon View Post
    At this point, the colonel is basically a historical figure, and one day will prove to be an important part of our nation's history when future school children analyze the development of fast food in America.

    The colonel is also a business tycoon, which is a major accomplishment.

    Not only that, but his chicken is finger lickin' good, and so are his mashed potatoes and potato wedges. Frankly, I respect the man and I am grateful that he developed his fried chicken recipes for future generations to enjoy.

    Good Lord,...I hope school children will have a lot more important things to learn in class than the development of fast food in America.

    Great post,...never would have thought the Colonel would have a fan or groupie sing his praises so loudly! Bet he is jumping for joy in his grave right now.

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