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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
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    She's so kinky!!! Oh yes, Mistress, beat me again.

    BTW, there is a recipe online somewheres that duplicates the taste of the original KFC recipe...but you have to use both dried ranch dressing and dried tomato soup, like Lipton or Knorr, for it to work. You can quick-fry it and then you have to finish cooking it in the oven.
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    I have a whole book on copycat reciepies... its great for some things but then it says mix X (propriatorial brand that is only avaiable in the US) with.... or for Chilis molten chocolate cake "1x18.25 box chocolate fugde cake mix"... I don't buy that stuff!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    I have a whole book on copycat reciepies... its great for some things but then it says mix X (propriatorial brand that is only avaiable in the US) with....
    Hast thou a recipe for falseth KFC, Mistress?
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    haha! Not until you've hoovered the carpet...


    Actually I have book 2, I think that KFC is in book 1....
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    I have to agree with everyone who has said KFC is shite and overpriced. If it actually tasted of something I might have been inclined to have it now and then but as it is I'd rather go to one of those little takeaway places for half the price and twice the food. The best SFC I've had came from a little kebab shop in Selby. It was bloody gorgeous.
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    KFC is crap. Now Bojangles, THAT is superior fried chicken!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    haha! Not until you've hoovered the carpet...
    Oh yes, mistress...at once *BITTER raises his bum to be paddled*.

    Actually I have book 2, I think that KFC is in book 1....
    You could post it here...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Goon View Post
    Furthermore, Colonel Harland Sanders does deserve some respect just for being a colonel. A colonel is almost a general, and it's a pretty high military ranking, so it goes without saying that he must have had a fairly impressive military career.
    I think he was the supreme commander of the US Army, right? During WW2 when Captain Crunch was the head of the Navy.
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    Oh yeah, Church's Chicken sucks even more than KFC. Can't believe that's possible, but it is. Their chicken is greasy as Jermaine Jackson's hairdo and it's pumped with even more hormones. A chicken wing should not be the size of a damn drumstick.

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    how did i miss the awesome fried chickenfesto??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Goon View Post
    Where I come from, KFC is an upscale fast food restaurant. KFC isn't a cheap place to go to at all. A bucket of chicken can set you back 3 or 4 times the amount you would have spent at Taco Bell, McDonalds or Burger King. The only fast food place that rivals KFC in price and quality is Arbys. So I think KFC is more prestigious then some people realize.

    Furthermore, Colonel Harland Sanders does deserve some respect just for being a colonel. A colonel is almost a general, and it's a pretty high military ranking, so it goes without saying that he must have had a fairly impressive military career.

    At this point, the colonel is basically a historical figure, and one day will prove to be an important part of our nation's history when future school children analyze the development of fast food in America.

    The colonel is also a business tycoon, which is a major accomplishment.

    Not only that, but his chicken is finger lickin' good, and so are his mashed potatoes and potato wedges. Frankly, I respect the man and I am grateful that he developed his fried chicken recipes for future generations to enjoy.
    This thread is 5'd just for this post. You dropped your tinfoil hat on the way out, you ol' dingbat.

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    I like Crown Fried Chicken - it's nice and crispy without KFCs greasiness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    I think he was the supreme commander of the US Army, right? During WW2 when Captain Crunch was the head of the Navy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GawsipRawksz View Post
    This thread is 5'd just for this post. You dropped your tinfoil hat on the way out, you ol' dingbat.
    Hey, I was trying to defend the Colonel

    Why doesn't somebody set me straight by mailing me some chicken?
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