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    How have I missed all this MOIST goodness? Are talking just about Jello or can we share pudding ideas too. I think Lobelia is fond of panty pudding too.
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    Why did this thread break? It's kept me amused for days.
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    The moistness reached its saturation point and it started flooding everywhere.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    The thread came.
    "Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs

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    Quote Originally Posted by emkat View Post
    I just can't. The way they are glistening...shudder.
    hehehehe
    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    Oh dear, this reminds me of a picture of mine... but no, I shan't...

    And ditto on the glistening. Do Not Want. I find that the darker it is, like the pomegranite one, the less it bothers me but I could easily go the rest of my life without eating another bite of gelatin in any form.
    I will say now that I bet by the time I get to the end of this thread, that picture will have made an appearance...
    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    Just for bringing up the livermush, this is special for you:

    Halloween jello

    THAT is supposed to be grey jello! I know because I have that mold!
    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    Oh all right...

    Mama hates it when she's right!
    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    Every time I see that, it stuns me that almost half of it is gone.
    You think like me, I just keep looking at it thinking "someone ate like 4 slices of that shit?"...
    Quote Originally Posted by nancydrew View Post
    Oh my goddamn. WHYYYYYY you guys, why?
    shits and giggles...
    Quote Originally Posted by hustle4alivin View Post
    *hugs greysfang*





    I don't know what's worse, the chicken-in-a-can or this culinary abomnation:




    *debates whether this should be my new avatar...
    yukky
    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    Are you kidding me???? This is FOOD? With a fucking EYEBALL in it??? PEOPLE EAT THIS???
    that's not an eyeball. its in the wrong place!
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    Because I love you all and if I suffer, so must you:











    You're welcome
    duuuuude!
    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    this one makes me sick because I can hear the squelching noise it HAS to make when it's coming out of that can. I just know it squelches!
    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    Poor OS, here she thought she was really offering a public service and look what y'all have done to her thread. For shame.
    Know your audience - these folks are NOT familiar with "shame"...
    Quote Originally Posted by Jezi View Post
    I like my food moist and glistening. I would probably eat most of the food posted in this thread. Or at least try it. Except the ones with fish or other sea food. Or anything with eyes or recognizable limbs. Or olives.


    I would even eat the canned chicken if it was prepared nicely.
    You are as disgusting as your avatar!
    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    I will stomp a mudhole in your Lousiana ass!
    *clears throat* It's LouIsiana, motherfucker!

    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    How have I missed all this MOIST goodness? Are talking just about Jello or can we share pudding ideas too. I think Lobelia is fond of panty pudding too.
    I too, am tardy for the party... oh well. must do a search on spam masturbation ...

    brb!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    I'd be the loud mouth asking where the crisco is?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Please! In emergencies such as these, you just use the gelly-type stuff in the spam can! DER!
    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    So I guess i shouldn't repost that comment by mel of dude's masturbating with Spam jelly?
    I found it... it wasn't that bad!
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    Was there a discussion of how you have this intimate knowledge of the useful purposes of spam spuge?
    If i hear one more personal attack, i will type while drunk, then you can cry! - Bugdoll
    (716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
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    nope. you want one?
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    Inquiring minds and all that...did you slip near an open spam can and think hmmmm, that feels nice?
    If i hear one more personal attack, i will type while drunk, then you can cry! - Bugdoll
    (716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    (Replying to MontanaMama) This is some of the smartest shit I ever read

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    nope. pure speculation on my part. i think it would be better for male masturbation though... no way would I be putting shit like that on my bits!
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    You were pretty sure in your knowledge. I think there's more to the story.
    If i hear one more personal attack, i will type while drunk, then you can cry! - Bugdoll
    (716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    (Replying to MontanaMama) This is some of the smartest shit I ever read

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    You were pretty sure in your knowledge. I think there's more to the story.
    I have 5 brothers ... I've heard ALOT of stories. none that involved spam - unfortunately?
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    warm it in the microwave first, I have a really sick husband and brother-in-law's, they've felt the need to inform me on the best masturbation's ever lol
    Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel

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    Y'alls families scare me a little.
    If i hear one more personal attack, i will type while drunk, then you can cry! - Bugdoll
    (716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    (Replying to MontanaMama) This is some of the smartest shit I ever read

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    it does scare people when they find out we're the "normal/sane ones"...
    Kill him.
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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