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    **barfs**
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    That's just fucking, downright wrong. 1973? I'm surprised it doesn't call for Miracle Whip (vomit).
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    Why does hustle hate us?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    That's just fucking, downright wrong. 1973? I'm surprised it doesn't call for Miracle Whip (vomit).
    It does call for mayonnaise, which is bad enough in its own way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hustle4alivin View Post


    I'm surprised you lot don't call that monstrosity a salad - obviously doesn't have enough marshmallows in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hustle4alivin View Post
    Just what we need, a recipe for Corned Beef-Cabbage Mousse, directly from Family Circle Magazine in 1973!




    Corned Beef and Cabbage Mousse


    1 envelope unflavored gelatin
    1/2 cup cold water
    1/4 cup finely chopped onion
    3 Tbl lemon juice
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup Hellmann's Mayonnaise
    1 1/2 cups finely shredded cabbage
    1 12oz can corned beef, separated into chunks
    1 cup chopped celery
    1/2 cup pickle relish


    Soften gelatin in water in small saucepan. Dissolve over low heat, stirring constantly. Remove from heat and stir in onion, lemon juice, and salt; gradually stir in mayonnaise. Blend in remaining ingredients. Turn into 1 quart mold and chill 2 hours or until firm. Unmold and serve. Serves 8.


    If you do not have a gelatin mold, steamed pudding molds work very well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hustle4alivin View Post
    Just what we need, a recipe for Corned Beef-Cabbage Mousse, directly from Family Circle Magazine in 1973!




    Corned Beef and Cabbage Mousse


    1 envelope unflavored gelatin
    1/2 cup cold water
    1/4 cup finely chopped onion
    3 Tbl lemon juice
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup Hellmann's Mayonnaise
    1 1/2 cups finely shredded cabbage
    1 12oz can corned beef, separated into chunks
    1 cup chopped celery
    1/2 cup pickle relish


    Soften gelatin in water in small saucepan. Dissolve over low heat, stirring constantly. Remove from heat and stir in onion, lemon juice, and salt; gradually stir in mayonnaise. Blend in remaining ingredients. Turn into 1 quart mold and chill 2 hours or until firm. Unmold and serve. Serves 8.


    If you do not have a gelatin mold, steamed pudding molds work very well.
    I love me some corned beef and cabbage but this is just soooooooooooo wrong.
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    CALLING OS! You cannot abandon this thread on corned beef and cabbage mousse. You've been so quiet lately, what's going on?
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    Merry Jello Christmas, bitches.





















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    Well, those are all quite pretty. But wait, what makes it white, opaque and creamy again? Is that something scary?
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    Yes, it's creamed rat brains.
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    *snort*
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    Mmmmmm!



    EDIT: Google image search 'Christmas Aspic Recipes'. There's LOADS!







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    MODS: This section is called Food & Cuisine. This shit is neither food nor cuisine. Please consider my post a mass reporting of all posters in this thread. I suggest infractions for each post they contributed and, an out and out ban on MM for encouraging OS to revive this terror. Thank you.
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    i concur. when you click on a thread and all you're thinking is "please don't let someone have quoted that corned-beef cabbage mousse pic", we've got ourselves a wee bit of a problem. ban kitty too. that last post is unforgivable!
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