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    Ι dont think i could survive that,honestly..
    Just thinking about it sets my heart racing with fear and disgust.
    Human hair is the worst i ve ever found in food or drink.
    Here is a little story,though.
    My chilldhood friend and i ,were pregnant at the same time.
    She was not so well,so i took our monthly urine tests to the lab.
    So i rang the doorbell one fine morning and told her to give me the bottle.
    She peed in a glass and left it on the kitchen table to go get the plastic one for the lab.
    Her mother in law visiting at the time to look after her,drank the piss up thinking it was her morning tea.
    My friend was delighted.
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    Oh hell no! That is just awful!

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    Awful but funny as hell!

    Although how could you not tell after one sip...
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    He he,the old bitch deserved it,we still laugh about it,27 years after.
    My elder girl and my friend,s son are a week apart..
    Funny thing,they both studied at the same college and though they knew each other as toddlers,they recognized each other instantly.
    That brought me and my friend together after years that life drew us apart..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxmobster View Post
    Awful but funny as hell!

    Although how could you not tell after one sip...
    But that was a greedy old cow..
    Ok,she had a cold,no taste,and the piss was warm enough to fool her..
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    My hubby's cousin told a story about another cousin always drinking someone's beer when they sat it down. After that happened several times in a row, one cousin pissed in the bottle and sat it down beside him. Other cousin came back and picked it up and took a big ol swig! I bet that was a kodak moment! LOL

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    That is disgusting

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    I got queasy reading this. My fear would be a spider in a drink.

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    That sounds traumatic.

    Altho it doesn't top the pee story I do have a gross one. My guy friend had a roomie that chewed tobacco and had a bad habit of using any available receptacle to spit in. One day he finished his can of soda and was using that for quite a while. My friend who also had a can of soda wasn't paying attention and took a big swig from the wrong can...

    Horrifying.

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    OMG, Just Kill Me that is horrible.

    I am terrified on giant cockroaches and that happening is my second most fear.

    I am shivering just thinking about what happened to you. I hope you don't get nightmares from it or let it put you off beer.

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    Eww im more scared of giant coachroaches than I am of spiders. Something about them gives me the creeps, I never allow one get close to me let alone touch my lips.. I would be traumatised!

    I almost ate and swallowed a fly and a small moth before, that was enough to gross me out for weeks

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    My throat tickles from readin this. I'm about to go to bed and odds are i'm gonna dream of freaking roaches.

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    Alot of bugs are attracted to certain things in drinks-especially beer. I would always be careful about taking beer out and leaving it unattended or left open. Beer is actually used as bait for certain insects-slugs especially. If you have slugs you can set a beer trap for them-they will be irresistably attracted to the beer and will crawl into it and drown in it.

    so which is worse...drinking a cockroach beer or drinking human pee?

    I bet that somewhere chocolate-covered cockroaches are a delicacy.

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    The beer was left unattended for like hardly any time at all... that was a very fast bug. I was drinking one last night but I kept it in my hand the entire time. Everyone I start to tell this to is like omg I already know what you're going to say... I think urine is worse.
    The freaky thing about giant roaches is that they fly around!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    The beer was left unattended for like hardly any time at all... that was a very fast bug. I was drinking one last night but I kept it in my hand the entire time. Everyone I start to tell this to is like omg I already know what you're going to say... I think urine is worse.
    The freaky thing about giant roaches is that they fly around!
    Are these the japanese beetles or June bugs that fly around ans swarm lights at night in the summer? Or are they actually real flying cockroaches!!! (they all are disgusting to me..I detest insects..).

    where do you live? I know the insects are HUGE in places like Florida!

    joke I like:

    Why is it not a good idea to drop a brick on a Florida bug?

    Because it won't kill the bug-and then the bug has a weapon! LOL


    Beer will attract the insects like almost nothing else. It would take no time at all for one to detect it and then just fly right in the bottle! YUCK!

    Reminds me of when I went to a Meijers supermarket and bought fresh peppers. Got home and was eating a pepper raw..was halfway done and then noticed inside a wriggling green worm..

    I could not eat peppers for quite a while after that. UGH.

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