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    There are no words:


    I just noticed it looks like James Haven...Eww.
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    OMG that site is hilarious.

    Just three of my many faves...

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    I personally love Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys!!! What the fuck?
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

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    nice gift for a vegetarian

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    I know I'll go straight to hell (again) for this, but my first thought when I saw this was a "Sorry Your Baby Was Stillborn" cake. Hey, it's America. WTF? It's a UK cake!!!!! ROFL

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    I'd slam a kitchen knife into its forehead and leave it there just for kicks
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    I admit, I thought it was for the death of a baby too.... all it's missing is funeral flowers made of spun sugar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post


    I personally love Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys!!! What the fuck?


    It's the Dr. Strangelove cake!

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    ewwwwww



    Apparently this cake was ordered from an upscale local bakery, but when the customer came to pick it up the order had been "misplaced". To remedy the situation, the decorator on duty - no doubt in a rush of self-sacrificing heroism - grabbed another finished order, wiped off the inscription with a paper towel, and wrote what you see.
    OMG I'd be pissed.

    lol.

    wtf?

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    Those little plastic babies look like the ones you find baked inside a king cake for Mardi Gras. Whoever finds the baby "wins" (or some such shit....I can't remember).

    FYI Mardi Gras on the Net - Kings Cakes
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    Actually no, King Cake babies are smaller, usually either all flesh colored, gold or sometimes purple or green. None of this painted on hair shit and not that large.

    Those babies look like they are either taking massive orange dumps or sporting large orange boners.

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    omg, i'm almost crying from laughing so hard!
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    LOL this thread is reminding me of when my sister turned 8. My mom paid a neighbor who needed money to bake a birthday cake since she was working and pre made stuff in Alaska costs an arms a leg.
    Anyway my mom was cutting up the cake and putting it on plates when she noticed something pink and squirmy zip into the cake. She cut the whole thing up and it was a fricking worm!!! eewww... my mom was angry so we just went out to eat, I don't think she even talked to that neighbor again.
    ..and I mean that from the heart of my bottom..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
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