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Thread: Burger King Decapitates Its 'King' Mascot [About Time]

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Gawd I fucking hated that creepy motherfucker.

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    Never could figure out why they used such a creepy thing anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
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    I admired his insouciance - He never had that whole "Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown" thing.
    Ugh, did you seriously put those words in that order about one of the worst mascots ever created?

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    Not a lot of things creeped me put more than the Burger King King. He did not make me want to go to BK, he made me want to check the closet and hide under the bed.
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    A few years ago I used to eat there all the time right up until I got food poisoning. I finally got up the nerve to go there again a month or so ago from the Tendercrisp Chicken Ranch sandwich that came out with the new Transformers movie. To say the food was nasty is an understatement. I dont intend to go there and eat again. However I do remember them having really good milkshakes.

    Ill admit The King was creepy, but whats up with all the hate for him? Hes the first fast food mascot I can remember to get his own video games!

    Amazon.com: Burger King: Big Bumpin': Everything Else
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    Amazon.com: XBOX Game~Sneak King~Includes Both XBOX 360 & XBOX Original Versions!: Video Games

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    And who can forget this GIF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Gawd I fucking hated that creepy motherfucker.
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    Maybe they should just focus on making better food. I don't care if they had dancing cats on my TV eating Burger King, I still wouldn't eat it. It's the worst of the worst.
    Quoted for truth! He was irritating as hell and their food still sucks.
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    Ugh. I bet twice as many people dress like him this Halloween to commemorate his 'passing'.

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    Twice as many? So that would be two total?
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Twice as many? So that would be two total?
    Really? I see at least 5 to 10 Kings a year. That and Patrick Batemans.. tends to be popular among frat dudes?

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    I'll take BK over Mickey-D's any day.

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    McD's has the best fries!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crouching Lurker View Post
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    And who can forget this GIF?
    at both of these. I never saw that GIF before.

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    Every time that creepy fucker came on the TV I couldn't turn the channel fast enough.
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