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    Twitchy! Where on earth do you dig up this shit???? You're starting to frighten me!

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    That is one thing that my girlfriend would NOT appreciate!!! She makes it seem like toxic waste for crying out loud!
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    "Description:

    Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"

    Restaurants? WTF? What's in the "special sauce"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheONe View Post
    That is one thing that my girlfriend would NOT appreciate!!! She makes it seem like toxic waste for crying out loud!

    Well, have you tasted it?? It ain't no walk in the park to slurp that shit down!

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    This is all kinds of nasty and wrong!!
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    i had a class in college where we learned that the calories in a shot of cum is 8.
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    haha, what if you're a raw foodist?

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    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Might work if you wanted to add a note of bitter salty to your food..

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    What the FUCK??!?!









    Semen only has EIGHT CALORIES?!?!


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    Suggested new hobby for Twitchy:







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    You think I should import Swedish knitwear? What the fuck sort of hobby is that? Or are you suggesting that I model sweaters? I'm not sure that I can clench my jaw like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    You think I should import Swedish knitwear? What the fuck sort of hobby is that? Or are you suggesting that I model sweaters? I'm not sure that I can clench my jaw like that.
    Knitting! Or modeling-practice! The mirror is your friend!
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    Not only is it low in calories it's great if you are following a high protein/low carb diet.
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