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    A Harrisonburg, VA school system thought it was a good idea to put photos of their school lunches on their website. But what they didn’t realize is that the food they were taking pictures of was a collection of the most unappetizing piles of garbage you wouldn’t feed to a dying hamster.
    And for some reason, they decided to give each dish a name (sometimes it would be an “extreme” name like “Chicken Fryz”) and put the dish’s abbreviation in the upper corner of each photo. I guess this is so you can print these out, put them in alphabetical order and reminisce about the time you once ate a CSS and lived.

    This might explain the increase in heart attacks among Harrisonburg sixth graders.

    It’s no coincedence that the abbreviation for this dish is “BM.”

    I’m guessing you might need a little more sauce to choke down those cardboard sticks.


    If you cut white bread up into rectangles and give it a European name, it’s still slices of white bread.

    That potato needs some more cheese. And we need a science lab to figure out what’s in that cup next to it.



    Not only do they us a Z, but they also spell “Fryz” with a Y. Food doesn’t get anymore extreme than this. (Kids love to eat extreme things, FYI.)

    As you can see, the corn dog is such a complete nutritional package that it needs no sides.

    This sandwich used to be called the “Ebola Chicken Sandwich.

    This sandwich’s abbreviation is “MS” because this sandwich is full of Multiple Sclerosis.

    If this meat was any grayer, it would be attached to my grandfather’s corpse.

    I swear to God, they took a photo of a lunchbox to show you what a packed lunch looks like.

    Ahh, the nuanced flavors of French cuisine.



    For those of you keeping score at home, the abbreviation for spaghetti is “S.”

    I don’t know what this is.

    This could also be called the “Totally Burnt To A Tasteless Crisp Pizza.”

    This is Thanksgiving dinner just like Mom used to make. (When she was in a coma.)

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    Ewww...those all look gross.
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    no wonder kids are so fucking fat
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    Oh, barf. Why, why, why do schools feed kids crap like this? I know it's supposedly cheap to acquire and reheat, but I'm sure they could save some money just by serving smaller portions of good stuff, offering fewer choices, serving more cold stuff that doesn't require heat lamps and using a hell of a lot less cheese (even fake cheese is pretty expensive stuff for the restaurant business). Offer one or two hot dishes, some sandwiches, soup and a salad bar. I wouldn't want my kids eating any of this stuff on a regular basis.
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    Where the hell did they find that giant potato?

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    oh shit, has anybody seen Rumer Willis!?
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    When I was in school.. IONS ago.. lol We had pretty good food, never that crap.

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    I totally lived for chili day at school. The gelatinous chili, the government cheese stick, the peanut butter and honey sandwiches...that was some good stuff there.

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    Are they trying to prepare kids for a lifetime of prison meals?

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    Not the nastiest, but IMHO the funniest...just because the name makes it sound so much better than the reality!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    oh shit, has anybody seen Rumer Willis!?


    i dont remember school lunches being that nasty ,but my memory does kinda suck

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    Half of the foods were in my elementary school and now in high school..

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    This is the reason why I pack my son's lunches. This stuff is just nasty.
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    This is horrible... so much sodium, grease, carbs... barely any protein, if you could even call it that. I remember some pretty nasty school lunches back when I was young, but never anything like this. Disgusting.

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