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    This is just so so wrong! Would you eat this?
    Using McDonalds’ As Pizza Toppings

    October 22nd, 2007 · 128 Comments

    My friend Richard sent me these photos tonight, saying
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    And marvel I did. My God. Have a look - ingredients and buildup here, the shocking conclusion after the jump.







    When I worked as a pizza cook we deep-fried everything: cucumbers, strawberries, a pencil. Once I battered and deep-fried some bacon and topped pizza with it. And yeah, it was both gut-curdling and awesome. But this. This is something else entirely. We never would have thought to put cheeseburgers, fries, and McNuggets on a pizza.

    This is a culinary Frankenstein cooked by Bizarro, a crude combination of deliciousness into an artery-jamming fatty Voltron.

    The thing is, I would totally eat it. You would, too, stop lying. The cheeseburger parts, the McNuggets — you know that’d be tasty. The fries might be the sleeper hit. If this thing were in my house, I’d totally roll my eyes and groan and make a big stink. Then my curiosity would get the better of me and I’d sneak a bite when nobody was around. And I mean, you can tell it tastes pretty good.

    If nobody were home for a day or so, I know I’d end up eating the whole thing, morsel by greasy morsel. It’s the food equivalent of a Real Doll — a revolting, plastic, desperate experience that would just rope you in with tractor beams powered by an evil curiosity.

    Maybe that’s what the pistol’s for. Not to avoid the inevitable heart attack, but as an easy way out from the SHAME of it all.

    Source: Using McDonalds’ As Pizza Toppings

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    OMG. There is no smiley to express the emotion I am currently feeling although these all come close:




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    The thing is, I would totally eat it. You would, too, stop lying.
    Nuh uh.

    Revolting.
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    Good GOD imagine the ass flapping that would induce.

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    I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at that mess. Yuck.

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    That is nasty and wrong on all levels of comprehension and food consumption!
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    i'm really hungry right now, but there is no way i'd eat that shit.
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    I won't eat McDonald's in the first place, so no way I'd eat it on a gross, store bought pizza base. Foul beyond words.
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    That is so disgusting.

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    It's hilarious. But gross.
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    Give me that cheeseburger!

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    Before I scrolled down I assumed they'd chop up all those things and scatter it. Nope, so not only is it using some of the most foul ingredients ever, whoever made it is so lazy they can't run a knife through a burger a couple times to make it at least look almost good.

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    ......at least they did'nt deep fry it.

    Oh shit I just gave somebody an idea didn't I? *sigh*

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    Holy crap! My insides would be on the outside from vomiting. That is just so gross!
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    did anyone else notice the handgun in the last frame? i mean really? is that in case the heart attack doesn't fully kill you?

    edit: didn't actually read the whole thing. it's mentioned. but still.
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