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Thread: im 22 and i dont know how to use silverware!

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    Bronze Member hooterific's Avatar
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    Default im 22 and i dont know how to use silverware!

    so i didnt really notice this until recently but i have noticed the different ways people use their silverware.. i dont know how to do it properly and i would like to know how to. i can do it like then english do (fork upside down in wrong hand) but then how do you eat your veggies? and i can do it like us hethans do ( switching all the time) but i feel like i look like a redneck and unorganized.

    how am i supposed to do it? i dont know- teach me. my new guy is highly annoyed by bad table manners and i guess that means i need to get some..

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    Default Re: im 22 and i dont know how to use silverware!

    Some basics can be found here: http://homecooking.about.com/gi/dyna...rs_intro.shtml

    Nosy me wants to know what annoyed your new guy. Hopefully he isn't too uptight and this is just a mild annoyance. Good luck!

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    Default Re: im 22 and i dont know how to use silverware!

    LOL eat with your hands to REALLY freak him out!

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    Default Re: im 22 and i dont know how to use silverware!

    Quote Originally Posted by Luna
    LOL eat with your hands to REALLY freak him out!
    Or blow your nose on the tablecloth!

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    Default Re: im 22 and i dont know how to use silverware!

    LOL Just plow your head in to the plate and start chomping
    Oh! And snort like a pig! Make sure you do this at a fancy restaurant in front of his family and or closest friends

    Seriously though, if he thinks you're too uncouth he may be a waste of your time and energy pleasing him. OR you could have asked him for some playful guidance since he's Mr. MANners.

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    Default Re: im 22 and i dont know how to use silverware!

    This subject is discussed in some detail in the Eating Habits That Drive You Crazy thread in the Food section.
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    Default Re: im 22 and i dont know how to use silverware!

    Thanks, A*O. You did a great job of explaining it, too.

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