View Poll Results: How Do You Eat A Box of Chocolates?

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  • I blindly pick one and hope I'll like it.

    3 7.32%
  • I look at the chocolate guide and choose one I know I'll like

    31 75.61%
  • I cut the chocolate in half to ensure I get one I like.

    2 4.88%
  • I always pick the same one

    0 0%
  • Other I'll tell you how I consume a box of chocolates below!

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    I look at the guide and pick the ones I like and scoff those first, then offer my least favourite ones under the guise of being generous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    I look at the guide and pick the ones I like and scoff those first, then offer my least favourite ones under the guise of being generous.
    Haha, that's exactly what I do too!
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    If there's a map, I eat the yummy ones first - ones with nuts are my fave, then coconut filled ones. I'll then eat anything with caramel or fudge. The yucky cremem filled ones are only eaten if I'm absolutely in need of chocolate.

    If there isn't a map, I can usually tell the yummy nut ones and eat them right away. The rest...well, I take a tiny bite off one corner; if it's a yucky creme, I put it back and try another.

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    i look at the guide and identify all the marzipan ones or any white chocolate or anything filled with goo of any kind so that i know what to avoid, and then eat the dark chocolate first. and the rest i usually nibble on to see if i like, and if i don't i put it back in the box half-eaten. if it's my box, of course. or if i'm sharing with someone that doesn't mind half-eaten choc.
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    Look at the guide, I don't want to end up with a toffee or some weird coconut and banana flavour eww

    Icepik- I love the ones you hate, the creme fruit ones, and hate the caramel and fudge ones!

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    i pinch em. no one gets to share... once pinched no one eats them
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    i map my way around the box then if i am brave i will take a bite of the others and if i am not into it i will put it back in the box with a bite out of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    I look at the guide and pick the ones I like and scoff those first, then offer my least favourite ones under the guise of being generous.
    Same here. *Would you like the turkish delights?* please effing take them

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    I am a pig, i just start eating the whole box. If it tastes like shit, I spit it out. What guide!

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    I use the map, but I never buy mixed chocolates myself, because I prefer to eat what I know for sure I like, so I'll buy boxes where the chocolates are all the same like Toffifee or Ferraro Rocher. Chocolates with nuts are the best.

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    I look at the guide too - NOBODY gets the caramels or fudge before me OK? The other shit you can have, especially the TURKISH DELIGHT [gag, shudder]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    Look at the guide, I don't want to end up with a toffee or some weird coconut and banana flavour eww

    Icepik- I love the ones you hate, the creme fruit ones, and hate the caramel and fudge ones!
    Then I'd be happy to share a box of chocolates with you

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    I look at the guide too - NOBODY gets the caramels or fudge before me OK? The other shit you can have, especially the TURKISH DELIGHT [gag, shudder]
    I friggen hate turish delight. Vomit inducing alright but I also hate the caramel ones. I will choose the strawberry and pineapple based ones first.

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    I look at the guide first. That eventually gets lost, so then I poke my finger in the middle to see what comes out. If it's a gross one, I give it to a kid, if it's a good one I eat it. I have a box of Godiva's calling my name, but I have two little moochers who won't let me eat it in peace, that I have t wait to open it in two days.

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