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    Default I almost drank a giant cockroach

    So I was sitting on my porch last night just hanging out and drinking a beer; I go to take the last sip and I swear to god there was one of those giant flying roaches in the bottle and it got in my mouth! I spewed beer like I was projectile vomiting; oh it was so disgusting!
    I cringe a little just thinking about it... I'll never be the same again... from now on I will seal the tops of any beverage that I am drinking outside. Anyone ever almost swallow a giant cockroach? I think I'm ready for fear factor.

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    No but I have drank a butt from a ciggie and that was nasty as hell too.

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    ^^ Yeah I did that too once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    So I was sitting on my porch last night just hanging out and drinking a beer; I go to take the last sip and I swear to god there was one of those giant flying roaches in the bottle and it got in my mouth! I spewed beer like I was projectile vomiting; oh it was so disgusting!
    I cringe a little just thinking about it... I'll never be the same again... from now on I will seal the tops of any beverage that I am drinking outside. Anyone ever almost swallow a giant cockroach? I think I'm ready for fear factor.

    I can relate....years ago I drank a soda from a fast food place.....when I finished, I took off the plastic top to get some ice and there was a small roach in the cup....I was revolted......I still get the creeps when I think about it like 20 years later....

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    When I was in Costa Rica my friends and I were goofing around and someone bet me that I wouldn't let one of the Coast Rican Wood cockroaches sit on my cheek for a minute. I did, it was nothing but it practically covered my whole cheek and I won like $5 too!!!
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    Cool!

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    Not me, but a friend of mine was swigging some tea when we were kids/teenagers and she apparently got a big mouthful and felt something moving in her mouth and PUKED everywhere. It was a ginormous cockroach..... I cringe now and it didn't even happen to me - I can just imagine those legs and whiskers flailing around...
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    The thought of that makes me gag!
    I have almost taken a drink of beer that someone had but a cigarette butt in. Thankfully, I wasn't drunk enough that I couldn't smell it
    My husband dips (yes nasty habit) and spits in an empty can or bottle sometimes...he was using a plastic cup at my sister's one day, and my nephew picked it up and drank it!!! He said, ew something is wrong with that tea!! LOL

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    ^ lol, that's cute. I did that with a beer one night, I kept telling my best friend and my husband that the beer smelled funny and just didn't taste right, well I got to the bottom of it and, yup, it started to hit the side of the can and then I realized I had just drank the whole damn thing, with a butt in it.

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    I once drank a fountain pop from 7-11 and when it was gone, I opened the top to throw the ice out and there was a bug frozen into one of the cubes.

    And when I was a kid a friend and I were drinking Dr Pepper from bottles and she left the room and for some reason I had a lougie in my throat so I used her empty bottle to spit in (don't ask me why) and she came back in the room a minute later and to my horror, picked up the bottle and took the last swig. I was so stunned I couldn't even speak. I never told her, but it still grosses me out to this day to think about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    from now on I will seal the tops of any beverage that I am drinking outside.
    Get one of those beer steins with the hinged lid. They were invented to keep bugs and other falling debris out of your drinks. Works well.

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    Wow I have not had this happen and hope it never does. Lol.

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    OMG, I was drinking out of the bottle which means it had to like crawl in there; it didn't just fly in... and I'm thinking it had to happen when I went inside ... I drank at least half a bottle of roach beer; wtf does it matter, the damn thing ended up in my mouth!

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    Cockroach stories truly horrify me.

    Once my sister was stirring some hot chocolate and she kept trying to break up what she thought was a lump of chocolate inside the cup. When she was taking a sip, guess what floated onto her lips? It was a giant one too.

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    OMG I just did a silent scream!

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