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    Default Have you ever cooked in the nude?

    Or done anything else weird while cooking? While eating? Time to 'fess up.

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    I have, but only in the summer. And no, I wasn't frying bacon.

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    Hell no! My nips would have gone up in smoke within seconds.
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    No. I don't think I'd be that comfortable, I'd be too scared to get something hot where I don't want it to be.

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    Nope... I cooked in black lingerie for the BF though. It was his birthday and I never cook, so I figured I could buy myself new underwear and do something nice for him at the same time.

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    That sounds cool, Plastic. I had a friend who did something like that once. Apparently they came up for air a couple of days later.

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    There used to be a nude cooking show that would come on around midnight on the weekend... A girl and a guy both nude but wearing aprons just to cover their private areas. Everything they did was sooo suggestive like touching the fruit/vegetables and the food they cooked was usually some kind of aphrodisiac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moomies View Post
    There used to be a nude cooking show that would come on around midnight on the weekend... A girl and a guy both nude but wearing aprons just to cover their private areas. Everything they did was sooo suggestive like touching the fruit/vegetables and the food they cooked was usually some kind of aphrodisiac.
    i remember seeing that! the guy was ok..

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    Once in college after a long night of naughtiness we ran to the kitchen to make some breakfast.
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    Was making breakfast nude with an ex...until the smoke alarm went off and a neighbor knocked on my apartment door. We continued after the chaos with me in a pair of his soccer shorts so if anything else happened I could throw on a top real quuick while he hid in the bathroom.

    I did everything nude when I got my own place. Doesn't everyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pacific breeze View Post
    I have, but only in the summer. And no, I wasn't frying bacon.
    Funny you should mention that---my boyfriend did just that. For starters, he didn't have that much cooking experience so I don't know if he knew about the sizzling grease of pain. But he did shortly after he started!! Needless to say, I took over while he got dressed.

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    I shouldn't laugh, but

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    Bacon egg and fried sausage that morning huh?
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    I'm proud to say I've cooked nude and went on to serve the entire meal dressed only in very high heels. It was a fun surprise for Mr. Gator but not something I'm likely to repeat.

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    Considering I have huge patio doors and no curtains in my Kitchen coupled with the fact that all my neighbours are retired and wrinkly - don't think it's going to happen!

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