All I wanna know is how many fucking grams of astragalus root powder are in a goddamned teaspoon AND I CAN'T FUCKING FIND THE ANSWER!!!
One website had the nerve to tell me I can't convert teaspoons into grams. FUCK THEM and FUCK THAT!! So, what, grams measure weight? Not mass? Hunh? Teaspoons measure volume?? What the hell?? JUST FUCKING TELL ME HOW MANY FUCKING GODDAMN GRAMS ARE IN A MOTHERFUCKING TEASPOON, YOU ASSHOLES!!! *shakes fist at the cosmos*
So, um, yeah. I could use a little help. Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?