Venison chili. Soooo good, though I made it less spicy than usual.
Venison chili. Soooo good, though I made it less spicy than usual.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Marmalade on potato bread.
Good luck getting a cat to do anything let alone join in on your sexcapades. - Air Quotes
I first read that as marmalade on potato salad and was going to ask if you're the world's second pregnant man.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Home made cream of cauliflower soup. So easy and delicious.
Why do people say, "Grow some balls?" Balls are weak and sensitive. If you really want to get tough, grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding! ~ Betty White
I've had such an empty stomach day, I only ate maybe 2 hours ago but just had to have a full meal again. Vegan burrito on a brown rice wrap, smothered with homemade garlic hummus and tahini. Before it I had some chocolate coconut chips, which were just baked coconut, coconut nectar, and unsweetened chocolate dusted on top---super delicious and filled up my chocolate craving. I could still go for another wrap though...
Made some cold sesame noodles with adzuki bean noodles, with slivered red cabbage, carrots, and cucumber on top. Fucking delicious.
Tamarind wings and pho soup
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
I baked bread for the first time yesterday and today, in a carb coma from tasting. Must go for walk!!!!!!
KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!
Come on, let's have lots of drinks.
Fuck you all, I'm going viral.
I just made up for not eating very much this weekend. Chicken scampi over linguini, hot Italian sausage in rotelle with melted mozzarella, tomato salad with freshly picked tomatoes and I just finished a slice if turtle pie. Bed here I come.
See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
#fingersinthebootyassbitch
Not exactly eating yet, but prepping for a night of grubbing for St. Patty's Day. Have the corned beef in the crock pot, soda bread is baking, prepping my potato and leek casserole and lastly will be making cheddar ale soup right before everyone gets here. I'm almost too excited. Why do I like food so much?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
A piece of kaluha cake. sooooo good.
See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
#fingersinthebootyassbitch
Just got out of jury duty - wolfed down a tuna sandwich and some fries...couldn't help it.
Good luck getting a cat to do anything let alone join in on your sexcapades. - Air Quotes
Dove dark chocolate with almonds after an everything bagel. Piss poor excuse for lunch, I know.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Orange Julius pina colada smoothie!
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
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