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    Default Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears Reviews - Amazon

    I have been crying with laughter reading some of these and am now plotting to get my hands on a big bag to feed to the unsuspecting.

    Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag

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    Horror inducing and very funny.
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    Just in time for Halloween (or people in the office that you really, really hate).
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    The Hutzler Banana Slicer reviews are also hysterically funny.

    Amazon.com: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer: Kitchen & Dining

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    I can tell you for a fact that the sugar free gummy bears are pure hell. My SO and his business partner ate a bag on the way to a meeting. They were totally fine until they were heading home. Stuck on a busy Socal freeway with diarrhea cramps so bad they were sweating and practically in tears!!
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    Holy shit but that was hysterical! These fuckers must be brutal. I'll remember these for people who need the gift that keeps on giving. Too funny!!!!

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    Oh gross! I'm glad I followed the link; some prankster comes near me with anything shaped like a gummi bear, and I'll throw my coffee in their face!
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    hahaha i avoid any sugar free candy like the plague. most people only get diarrhoea if they eat a lot of them but i must be allergic or hypersensitive to xylitol or whatever it is they put in them and just one will give me horrible stomach cramps.
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    The guy who coined "gastric exorcism" wins so far.

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    I remember reading about a woman who gave up smoking but was worried about weight gain so she started having a sugar free mint every time she had a cigarette craving. The resultant diarrhea reduced the effectiveness of her pill and she ended up pregnant, so unless you want half your co-workers going on maternity leave tread carefully when considering gummy bears as an office prank.
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    Ha, I totally needed that laugh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    hahaha i avoid any sugar free candy like the plague. most people only get diarrhoea if they eat a lot of them but i must be allergic or hypersensitive to xylitol or whatever it is they put in them and just one will give me horrible stomach cramps.
    Yeah, me too, sugar alcohols are basically baby laxative. I don't know how companies justify putting that crap in food. It's downright cruel to diabetics.

    Hey, maybe this should get crossposted to the LeAnn thread, since we know she reads there and she's got to be getting tired of chocolate flavored Ex-Lax by now...
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    ^^ I'm under strict instructions never to get food that is marketed as diabetic friendly for exactly those reasons. He'd rather do without (or have small portions as a very occasional treat) than deal with the cramps and shits that the diabetic stuff causes.
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