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    Default Count Chocula and Frankenberry Are Back, Bitches

    Count Chocula and Frankenberry Are Back, Bitches





    For the 2013 Halloween season, General Mills is resurrecting all five of their Monster Cereals —Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry, Fruit Brute and Fruity Yummy Mummy — for a limited time. Get out your running shoes, because I'm about to buy allll that corn-syrupy Boo Berry goodness.



    The breakfast cereals will be boxed in terrible modern packaging except at Target stores which will get the old-school designs. But then you have to shop at Target, and end up also buying Mossimo cropped sweaters with buttons down the front and the back and $10 Orla Keily hand-soap dispensers.



    The A Taste of General Mills blog (that's the name!) reports that “It’s the first time all five of our Monsters have been available, at the same time.”





    Monster Mashing in celebration of garbage food that tastes great and makes you feel like shit. Don't feed this to kids.
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    KICK ASS. I'm a sucker for old school kid's cereals with a shiton of sugar. I keep a box of Capt'n Crunch in the cabinet for emergencies at all times.
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    Now I want some frankenberry damnit.
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    Mouth cutting goodness.
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    I'm not sure who else has noticed, but Target has already been selling FrankenBerry and Count Chocula every year in the month of October for the last several years. BJ's (which is like a Costco) will sell you a three-pack that includes Booberry. I buy it for my kids and they love it.

    Frute Brute was one that never got recirculated. It was my friend Tom's favorite cereal ever. When they discontinued it, his mom called my mom and had her search every grocery store around to see if she could find any boxes of it.

    And I never heard of Yummy Mummy.

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    Count Chocula was AWESOME!

    And the comments on that website are hysterical!
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    This is the best news I've heard all day. Booberry!

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    Booberry looks stoned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    Booberry looks stoned.
    He's been to every Woodstock since 1969.

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    They ALL look stoned. Except Fruit Brute, he just looks manic.

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    About a year ago, Buzzfeed had these great images of real-life cereal characters by some acclaimed artist:



    The truly terrifying Cap'n Crunch:
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    I want that glow in the dark light switch sticker!
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    Huh. Here in Michigan I see Frankenberry, Count Chocula and BooBerry all year long.
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    I'm gonna buy them all and keep them!!!
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    I hate the shit but think Boo Berry is goddamn adorable.
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