Breath Strips That Heal Burns From Eating Hot Pizza
October 17, 2012 / burning, fixing things, getting better, hot coffee, i can't help myself!, it buuuuuuuuuuuuurns!, medical, mouth candy, omg i love pizza so much i don't care if it's on fire it's going in my mouth and i don't care what happens HOLY SHIT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT, oral, ouch, pain, pizza, smart thinking, sure why not
Damn bro, now make one for busted-ass eyes.
Because people won't stop eating and drinking things that burn their mouths, scientists have created a dissolvable oral strip that can be applied directly to the burn, "providing instant relief and promoting healing." Healing -- healing is good. That's why I visit my shrink twice a week. Issues: I have a lot of them."We found these strips to be non-toxic, which has huge potential for anyone who burns their mouth while eating and drinking hot foods--and that's just about everyone," said McConville. "The strips look and behave similar to breath freshening strips that you might find at your local drugstore."Listen: if you're regularly eating scalding pizza and burning your mouth because you can't wait five minutes or blow on it, I think there are bigger issues at hand. "Says the guy who made his own Atomic Fireball anal beads." Dammit I told you that in confidence.
Now based at the University of New Mexico, McConville, and his team, will explore creating a stronger oral strip to treat more severe burns lasting longer than 2-3 days. The next step in furthering their research will be to test the strips in humans and experiment with taste-masking.
Thanks to PYY, who agrees cold pizza for breakfast is where it's at. Yes! And chocolate milk.
Breath Strips That Heal Burns From Eating Hot Pizza | Geekologie