Breath Strips That Heal Burns From Eating Hot Pizza

[Waterslide]

Breath Strips That Heal Burns From Eating Hot Pizza

October 17, 2012 / burning, fixing things, getting better, hot coffee, i can't help myself!, it buuuuuuuuuuuuurns!, medical, mouth candy, omg i love pizza so much i don't care if it's on fire it's going in my mouth and i don't care what happens HOLY SHIT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT, oral, ouch, pain, pizza, smart thinking, sure why not

Damn bro, now make one for busted-ass eyes.
Because people won't stop eating and drinking things that burn their mouths, scientists have created a dissolvable oral strip that can be applied directly to the burn, "providing instant relief and promoting healing." Healing -- healing is good. That's why I visit my shrink twice a week. Issues: I have a lot of them.

"We found these strips to be non-toxic, which has huge potential for anyone who burns their mouth while eating and drinking hot foods--and that's just about everyone," said McConville. "The strips look and behave similar to breath freshening strips that you might find at your local drugstore."
Now based at the University of New Mexico, McConville, and his team, will explore creating a stronger oral strip to treat more severe burns lasting longer than 2-3 days. The next step in furthering their research will be to test the strips in humans and experiment with taste-masking.

Listen: if you're regularly eating scalding pizza and burning your mouth because you can't wait five minutes or blow on it, I think there are bigger issues at hand. "Says the guy who made his own Atomic Fireball anal beads." Dammit I told you that in confidence.
Thanks to PYY, who agrees cold pizza for breakfast is where it's at. Yes! And chocolate milk.


Breath Strips That Heal Burns From Eating Hot Pizza | Geekologie

[Fran]

Back when I was young and stupid, I ate pizza while still numb from the dentist. I burned my bottom lip and to add insult to injury, I also mangled it chewing on it. Not a very bright move.

[SHELLEE]

What a load of horseshit. I know it may be tempting, but have some flipping control or you deserve to have those little burn bumps on the top of your mouth.
I have no problem with pizza and chocolate milk for breakfast but the pizza HAS to be hot. I can't deal with no cold ass pizza.

[Love love]

What a load of horseshit. I know it may be tempting, but have some flipping control or you deserve to have those little burn bumps on the top of your mouth.
I have no problem with pizza and chocolate milk for breakfast but the pizza HAS to be hot. I can't deal with no cold ass pizza.

i never understood the cold pizza thing either. so many people LOVE it but i think it's disgusting. hot for me too

[Sarzy]

Cold pizza is the yummiest to me!

[levitt]

I like cold pizza but I prefer hot. Melted cheese. Om nom nom.

[faithanne]

Yep, cold pizza is the shiz and it's the breakfast of the gods after a big night on the booze.

[Waterslide]

I normally only burn my mouth on tea for some reason. Sometimes the sauce on pizza has burnt my mouth because it's way hotter than the cheese, but not to the degree I've needed a healing breath strip. I'll eat cold pizza, but prefer it hot.

[Laurent]

Hot pizza only for me. I don't like the cheese coagulated. I don't like cold fried chicken, either.

[Waterslide]

Yeah, I'm not great with the cold fried chicken either. If it somehow stays really crispy it's OK, but that hardly ever happens.

[SHELLEE]

I'll eat fried chicken pretty much any way.

[Butterfly]

OMG, I am so hungry! It all sounds good hot or cold.

[Rusalka]

I always burn my tongue on tea. I drink tons of tea and hot water, at least 6 cups a day I'd say, and inevitably I won't be patient enough and I'll drink it when it's too hot.

Cold pizza and chocolate milk for breakfast?! I'd be sick all day if I did that. I can just about handle oatmeal. I need a bit of protein in the morning so I usually have an egg too, but often that's hard to stomach.

[Brookie]

Cold pizza always looks like a rubber sculpture to me, like that joke rubber dog vomit.