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    Horse-semen shots that taste ‘like custard’ a hit in Kiwi pub

    Wellington, June 25: Apple-infused horse semen shots have become a hot item in a New Zealand pub this month especially among women customers, who are flocking there to get a sip of the drink.

    The central Wellington's Green Man Pub is serving the shots as it celebrates its entry in the nationwide 14th annual Monteith's Beer and Wild Food Challenge.

    While the rest of the meal of seared Asian duck and pork and paua spring rolls served sounds delicious - it is the Hoihoi tatea, or horse semen drink, which is on everyone's minds.

    Pub chef, Jason Varley, said the drink, which cost 300 dollars for 20 vials of semen, was proving most popular with women.

    "Ladies thought it was great a couple were going to go home and get their husbands to eat grass," Stuff.co.nz quoted Varley as saying.

    But men have not been so keen on the concoction.

    "The men were very stand-offish. But a few have manned-up and said it is palatable," he stated.

    The pub will only be serving the drink for the duration of the Beer and Wild Food Challenge, which runs for a month from June 3.

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    No NO NO NO No!!! Egads!

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    EW EW EW EW Motherfucking EW

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    Oh, come now.
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    sounds fucking nasty
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    I gagged just reading the thread title. That is fucking disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylkyn View Post
    I gagged just reading the thread title.
    Word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    Oh, come now.

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    Hell to the NAW!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KristiB View Post
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    Hell to the NAW!!!
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    I wouldn't horse around with this; anyone who does cannot be too stable....
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    NO! NO, NO, NO!

    I'm not going to swallow man-spunk, never mind horse!
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    well, its not like they are making them give the horse a blow job first .. hell, not even a handjob.
    I would not drink that shit but... I'm no Kiwi
    Kill him.
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    Honestly, the only thing I can think of...

    What was the person doing, when they got a load of stallion spunk, to think "hmm, this would be a good shot"?

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    Ewww. *vomits*

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    If I want something that tastes "like custard", I'll eat some damn custard.

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