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    Default Cupcake Flavored Vodka Will Make You Vomit

    Because the ranks of Scary Sadshaws will never diminish, those that are in love with both cupcakes and stupid cocktails made with flavored vodkas have demanded there should be a cupcake flavored vodka. This shit is seriously nasty.

    The creatively titled Cupcake Vodka comes in four flavors: Original, While Chiffon, Devil's Food, and Frosting. Frosting? Frosting? Who wants to drink a shot that tastes like boozy frosting? We're shocked they missed the opportunity to go for the sad girl with cravings trifecta and have a red velvet cupcake vodka with a picture of a cat on the bottle. Either way, at least everyone can combine those empty calories from cupcakes and booze and just get them all at once.


    The worst part of the press release is this description.
    Cupcake Vodka Original is six-times distilled to remove impurities while delivering a mouth-feel reminiscent of an indulgent delicious treat.
    Know what I'd do if I want the "mouth-feel" of an "indulgent delicious treat?" I'd eat a goddamn cupcake!

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    I'm feeling queasy just reading that.
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    You're right. I felt like barfing just reading that.
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    Flavored vodka is disgusting to me (most of them, anyway).
    I remember once when I was younger, I made the mistake of buying some Berry flavored vodka, thinking it would be some delicious strawberry flavored deliciousness... and well it was like warm blackberry vomit mixed with nail polish remover. Ugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nancydrew View Post
    Flavored vodka is disgusting to me (most of them, anyway).
    I remember once when I was younger, I made the mistake of buying some Berry flavored vodka, thinking it would be some delicious strawberry flavored deliciousness... and well it was like warm blackberry vomit mixed with nail polish remover. Ugh.
    The only flavored vodka worth imbibing is 44 North. It's huckleberry flavored and it is awesome.

    Last time I crossed the border and made the obligatory Duty Free stop, for some INSANE reason I bought mango vodka. I know better, but I still did it. Absolutely undrinkable, I had about 2 sips and left the bottle to the motel cleaning crew. I shuddered for days.
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    I would at least give it a sniff....and possibly a taste, but agree it doesn't sound appealing.

    SOME of the flavored vodka's are very good imho. Espresso Vodka being my current fav. Just that over ice. ITS GOOD. *note to self, buy Espresso Vodka*

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    I like the black tea flavor too.
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    Can you imagine that Devils Food flavor coming back up? Ooof.
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    Urgh I hate flavoured vodka. This sounds foul.
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    That's disgusting. Sounds like something for the rainbow vomit chick.
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    Has anyone tried this? Sounds disgusting to me.


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    I like some of the flavored vodkas, like vanilla or cherry, and I really miss Gordon's Pepper Vodka and Pertsovka. But frosting vodka? MOUTHFEEL? Aaaack.

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